Whole Milk
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' "Hang on," Kageyama says slowly. "Are you… were you not…"
"Was I not?" Hinata prompts. "What?"
Kageyama rubs the back of his neck and casts his eyes around the room, before saying, haltingly, "Were you, in fact… not looking… for a 'good time' tonight?" '
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When Hinata sees a guy walking along the side of the road on a frigid night, he stops to give him a ride like any decent person would. What he doesn't realize is that his grumpy passenger, Kageyama, assumes his intentions are somewhat less innocent than that.
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- Part 1 of Whole Milk
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' "Bad! Dog!" Hinata yells, a hand now placed imperiously on his hip. "Don't insult your master!"
"You are terrible at this!" Kageyama yells back. "Dogs can't even—insult people, you idiot!"
"Take it back!" Hinata shouts again. "I am not a boner killer, Kageyama!"
Kageyama looks up at him, shaking his sopping wet bangs out of his eyes, rhinestone collar glinting at his neck. "Really?!" '
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Hinata fails spectacularly at being sexy.
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- Part 2 of Whole Milk
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' "You realize I'm not expecting it to taste like strawberry shortcake, right?" Kageyama asks.
"I know that!" Hinata says shrilly.'
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It's Kageyama's turn to want to try something sexy.
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- Part 3 of Whole Milk
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"What is, uh," Kageyama asks apprehensively, as Hinata walks slowly towards him, one foot in front of the other, in a manner he no doubt hopes is coy, "what's about to happen? So I can prepare myself."
"What's about to happen…" Hinata says, reaching him, running a finger down Kageyama's chest, "is I'm about to blow… your…"
The music goes: I LIKE—BIG—
"Mind!" Hinata yells, and explodes into dancing over Kageyama's lap, so exuberant it briefly frightens Kageyama.'
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Hinata has been watching more sexy internet tutorial videos; Kageyama continues to be a good boyfriend. (Mostly.)
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- Part 4 of Whole Milk
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' "There's something I want to try," Kageyama says, "if you're okay with it."
He leads Hinata to the bedroom, and their clothes fall on the floor in a telltale trail, t-shirts, pants, underwear following. In the room, Hinata sees it—a big, tall mirror propped against the wall across from the bed. He tilts his head, staring at the reflection of his own naked body.'
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Hinata is convinced he isn't sexy. Kageyama is determined to make him see things differently.
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- Part 5 of Whole Milk
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' "It's me," Hinata says breathlessly, "I'm your Christmas present." His face proceeds to turn bright pink and he bites his lip, and Kageyama realizes, in a sort of slow motion panic, that Hinata thinks this entire situation is somehow sexy.'
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Hinata has a sexy (in theory) surprise for Kageyama.
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- Part 6 of Whole Milk