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In which Bruce forgets a few key facts, and Clark has to go along with it.
Or, the Bruce-Has-Amnesia Fic we've all been wishing for.
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Between ritual murders and a growing collection of possessed dolls, Park Jimin awakens old, painful memories in Jeon Jungkook that seem bound only by the lips of his former lover.
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Maldita sea tuve miedo. Quizá debí dejar esto para octubre, pero no, justo faltando días para semana santa. Es increíble lo bien que escribe, estoy tan enamorada. Mi deseo es escribir tan bien como ella. Estoy totalmente loca porque mi amor por los rituales las sectas y los amantes me tienen despierta toda la noche
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Dark romance 🩸
Jm es líder de un culto
Jk es criminalista
Cosas paranormales, ligados a la magia negra
Jm es un poco raro
Pasado juntos
Asesinatos, pero no involucrado el jikook
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A hard head-slap awakens the psychic-fun-sized-almond in Tony’s brain. This is what happens next…
Written for the 2016 NFA WEE Exchange.
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Read 23 Jul 2025
Ch 1/1Wow.
I'm thoroughly confused as to the timeline of actual events. Like did Tim actually pick him up near the Elephant Shack then show him the shooting the next day. Or did Tony stop the shooting from happening? Because I thought the reason he went to the doctor's was because Tim witnessed his seizure.
I thought Patrick was going to be bad news considering how he approached Tony at the bar seemed really weird. If they've only been dating since the head slap and start of the delusions will they still like each other after?
I'm deeply concerned for Tiny driving while so out of it.
Thank you for writing.
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Hyuuga Hinata is three years old when Kumo-nin kidnap and immediately kill her. She returns, but not quite as herself.
Not-Hinata is everything Hinata isn’t; she’s abrasive, blunt, and confident. She deals with her problems swiftly and mercilessly, with only three exceptions. The first being the political struggle between the main family and the branch family of her clan. The second, the persistent looming cosmic threat of chakra permeating every aspect of this world (which no one else finds concerning). And the third, a boy her age with the lofty dream of becoming Hokage.
Hyuuga Hinata would much rather face political turmoil and lovecraftian horrors than Uzumaki Naruto. Unfortunately, she doesn’t have much of a choice.
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- Part 1 of Incomprehensible Universe
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Ch 36
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When Louis was a kid, he had a series of very vivid dreams about a place called Wonderland. There were rabbits wearing waistcoats and talking cats and ridiculous tea parties, and amidst all the absurdity, there was a boy. A boy with dimples, big green eyes and the sweetest soul Louis has ever known. Louis has always kept a place in his heart for that boy and for his funny dreamworld, and when he’s twenty-five and his life falls apart, it turns out Wonderland might not be so imaginary after all.
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George Russell第一次看到Max被Toto带回梅赛德斯山庄时，他连衣服都没有穿，浑身上下只包裹着一块荷兰国旗，嘴巴被一颗健达巧克力制作的球塞着。在衣冠楚楚的佣人和他们面前像是初生婴儿一样纯洁无瑕、毫无廉耻。
“这就是人间乐园。”Toto道。
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后来，他越来越常梦见Max的胸部和屁股。有一次，他只梦见自己普通地在散步，抬头去看才发现，原来头顶巨大的月亮是Max圆滚滚的一瓣屁股。那轮屁股散发着神圣的光辉，洁白无瑕，毫无阴晴圆缺，只是圆，仅仅是圆。那月亮越来越大，眼看就要砸下来，将George碾死时，George惊醒，感到身下一湿，发现自己的精液射出了一个英国地图。
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充斥着各种地狱笑话和黑色幽默的短文Series
- Part 1 of 河豚锅
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Two trigger-happy dumbasses find love in the apocalypse.
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Rumi's mind gets impulsive when she panics, the fans love to see it.
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Tim Drake discovers two important things at the tender age of nine.
First, Dick Grayson is Robin.
Second, oranges (and, by extension, all citrus) are magical and can heal any ailment.
Tim is, despite being a certified genius, kind of an idiot.
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Jay is Yoohan's sponsor, which means he can get Yoohan any role he wants. Unfortunately for Yoohan, Yoon Jay's perverted antics and terrible sense of humor are deeply woven with all of his sponsor's top picks.
[A pile of fluffy, smutty, one-shots all based on the premise "What if Jay wanted to tease Yoohan?"]
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Itty Bitty Billy Batson by Jam5
Fandom Aquaman (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Black Canary (Comics), DC Extended Universe, DCU, DCU (Comics), Fantasia (1940), Green Arrow (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Green Lantern Corps (Comics), Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League (2017), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League International (Comics), Justice League of America (Comics), Shazam! (2019), Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Superman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman Returns (2006), Superman/Batman (Comics), Superman: The Animated Series, The Flash (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, Wonder Woman (Comics), Wonder Woman - All Media Types
13 Apr 2023
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Tiny little Billy Batson is Whiz Network's roving reporter and The World's Mightiest Mortal.
A random series of one shots set in the Alternate Universe before Lightning & Stars - Billy Batson & Courtney Whitmore series
Billy Batson Fan Fics shows scans the pages of comics which inspired this series and explains why I started writing fan fic.
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An Exercise in Diplomacy by Zuzaruz
Fandoms: 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Manga), 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Anime)
30 Mar 2026
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Fern and Frieren find themselves in a pinch, one where combat doesn’t seem like an option. Their hope is merely for peace, but maybe there’s something more to be gained in the process…
Until then, is Fern able to hang on to her sanity? Or her sanctity? Or anything, really?
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Chloe is taking a brief journey through the woods, looking for a mushroom from her mother, when a pair of elves decide to get in her way...
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- Part 3 of Chloe Stories! (And others)
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How To Reject a Bride: Instruction by The Eminence in Shadow by Marp8077
Fandoms: 陰の実力者になりたくて！ | The Eminence in Shadow - Aizawa Daisuke (Light Novels), 陰の実力者になりたくて！ | The Eminence in Shadow (Anime)
27 May 2026
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Cid Kagenou is a low-ranking nobleman and student at Midgar Academy. He's finally managed to end his phony relationship with Princess Alexia, but there's a catch: his family (or rather, one person who's definitely not his sister) has stopped believing in his ability to find a future wife and has decided to take matters into their own hands.
Now the Eminence in Shadow faces perhaps his greatest challenge yet - finding a worthy wife with whom he can continue to be the Eminence in Shadow and eliminating family options (other than from sister).
Or a comedy about Cid trying to find a "worthy" wife and rejecting options from his family (not from his sister).
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Извне в русреале.
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with you, there's no pretending by shadowscripts
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024)
24 Aug 2025
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“Galinda.”
Galinda turns at her vanity and smiles softly, as she so often seems to do under Elphaba’s attention. “Yes, Elphie?”
“I heard the most confusifying rumor today–”
She erupts in a gasp, whipping to face her roommate so fast that her little stool nearly topples over. “Elphaba Thropp, are you about to gossip with me? Whatever has gotten into you?” She waves the thought away and stands, ready to excitedly flounce around her roommate. “Oh, it doesn’t matter. This calls for a celebratiooon!”
“Do you know that everyone thinks we’re dating?”
Galinda freezes in her tracks. “Oh,” she says. “That one.”
or: everyone thinks gelphie hooked up after the ozdust. they don’t exactly correct them.
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The right choice by Meow_meow_void, Senchuu
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
06 May 2026
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Soleum with others locked in room for kissing. Let's fight!
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SOO CUTE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
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A Malewife's Puazi Homestead by Xanthenian
Fandoms: Puazi Series - InCase, Original Work
06 Jul 2026
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Belle can't complain much about her life.
She has the most adorable husband and stepson that she shares her life with.
Now some people who've known Belle would call her a harlot but that simply isn't true.
There's no one more loyal to her family than Belle.
That's why she'd do just about anything to keep them, right?
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