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    “No, no, there is no recipe. You measure with your heart.”

    “Oh, okay.”

    “Listen. What does your heart say?”

    “My heart says it wants a recipe.”

    Harris Drover decides that Shane Hollander needs help, and he’s just the man for the job. A Harris POV of him getting to know Shane and introducing him to the team via their favorite activities.

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    3/8
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    The first thing Ilya Rozanov felt was a headache the size of Massachusetts.

    Seriously, his head was pounding so badly behind his eyes that the moment he tried to sit up in bed, a violent wave of nausea nearly made him throw up. He immediately dropped his head into his hands, elbows braced against his knees while he forced himself to breathe slowly through it.

    Jesus Christ.

    What the hell did he drink last night?

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    18/?
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    576
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    1,120
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    Shane moved to Paris to study art.
    Falling in love with the naked model in his figure drawing class definitely wasn’t part of the plan.

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    6/?
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    9
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    57
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    25
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    902
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    what if Noah Kahan and Shane Hollander twitter beef, but mostly just domestic hollanov?

     

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    Or; my bestie got a tiktok recommended search that said "Shane Hollander vs Noah Kahan feud" and some sort of hollanov fluff creature possessed me

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    1/1
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    3
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    169
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    14
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    1,079
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    Shane Finally meets Kira. This is part two of Kira and her two Dads. :)

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    1/1
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    16
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    2,606
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    “There must be something you can do. Chemistry. Geology. Anything but Biology,” Ilya sounded annoyed. Frantic even. “Or another period. I can change my schedule around.”

    She clicked some buttons on her computer and frowned. “I’m sorry Mr. Rozanov, but there are just no openings. You’ll have to stay in 6th period Biology.”

    Ilya muttered something in—presumably—Russian and turned to storm away. As he turned, we locked eyes. His were dark, almost black. He slung his bag over his shoulder and left the office, letting the door slam behind him.

    The front desk lady took my paperwork. “I hope you had a great first day, Shane. And I hope you like it here in Forks.”

    The entire way home I couldn’t stop thinking about our odd interaction in biology—contemplating how the hell I would survive the rest of the school year here if I already managed to make an enemy with Ilya Rozanov on my very first day.

    Or: Shane Hollander moves to Forks, Washington.

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    2
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    Shane Hollander meets Ilya Rozanov for the first time.

    Five minutes later, he turns into a cat and accidentally claims the Russian hockey prodigy as his personal property.

    This is not how their rivalry was supposed to begin.

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    11/14
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    187
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    543
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    165
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    10,869
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    Shane disliked Ilya Rozanov on principle. He disliked the lazy confidence of him, the way coaches spoke about him with equal parts admiration and distrust, the way he seemed to move through the world as though consequences were things that happened mostly to other people. More than anything, Shane disliked that he noticed Ilya at all.

    or, Shane has been playing against Ilya for enough years to know that he dislikes him, which would be easier to believe if he could stop looking at him.

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    5,266
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    68
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    She gets a call at 4 pm on a Saturday.
    “Hi Sveta” Ilya greets her and she immediately knows from his voice that something’s wrong “I sort of need your help”
    “What happened?”
    “I got a tiny but injured during practice today and the hospital won’t release me without somebody to accompany me. And the rest of the guys are flying out tonight”

    Svetlana Vetrova finally gets to meet Shane Hollander.

    It's a continuation of "I hope Jane knows how lucky he is..." but is meant to be read as a standalone.

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    1/1
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    46
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    6,243
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    Shane and Ilya haven’t spoken since the Tuna Melt Incident™ when Shane began dating Rose Landry. Since then, Shane has come to terms with his sexuality, with the help of Rose and a few hookups since. Years since seeing each other, Ilya and Shane find themselves in a New York gay club, looking for a one-night stand, until they meet again on the dance floor.

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    2/2
    Comments:
    8
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    23
    Hits:
    3,127
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    During one of their breaks, when Shane is lonely and horny, he has a run-in with deeply closeted but also lonely/horny Scott Hunter. He hopes Ilya never finds out but being married means no secrets!

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    5,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    228
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    2,683
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    The Centaurs beat Montréal and go to a strip club near the arena. Shane gets a warm welcome, these ladies love him and he's very comfortable with them.

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    64
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    64
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    2,835
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    After needing jaw surgery following a game injury, Shane receives a flirty message on his phone. Does the very handsome dental surgeon who took care of him want to know him better? Shane has to ask him.

    Reader, he was wrong about half of the story.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
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    359
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    90
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    6,973
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    In the spring of 2012 Shane becomes the owner of a building in a gentrifying neighborhood in Montreal, one with concrete walls and very few neighbors so that no one (including him) will be disturbed by how loud he going to be when Ilya Rozanov fucks him.

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    1/1
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    32
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    146
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    26
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    3,557
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    where ilya rozanov spends his summers home from college at his father’s country club… his favorite activities are enjoying the free drinks, tanning, and bothering the pretty little lifeguard, shane hollander, who always gives him mouth-to-mouth when needed

    inspired by @/vamplores on twt

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    1/1
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    2
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    136
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    8
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    1,658
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    Shane had spent an entire week preparing compliments for Ilya.

    Unfortunately, saying them out loud turned out to be significantly harder than writing them in his notes app.

    or: Shane Hollander tries to shower Ilya Rozanov with compliments and absolutely cannot pull it off.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    18
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    585
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    48
    Hits:
    5,053
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    Shane Hollander is good at discipline.
    At routines. At control.

    He’s just not very good at not being in love with Ilya Rozanov.

    Or 5 times Shane Hollander said “I love you” without actually saying it.

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    Chapters:
    4/5
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    250
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    17,878
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    [SHANE]: I don't look across the hall. If I do, the lights in 304 will short-circuit my brain. "Your marker is squeaking, Ilya. It is... overstimulating." One, two, three.

    [ILYA]: "Close your door, Hollander. Or are you afraid you will miss the show?" I want to solve him like an equation that refuses to balance. He is an outlier, and I am losing my grip on the variables.

     

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    Shane Hollander (302) is the soft English teacher with a vanilla-scented sanctuary and a strict 1-2-3 routine. Across the hall, Ilya Rozanov (304) is the formidable Math lead who demands rigid rows and bitter espresso. When "Teacher of the Year" is announced, their cold war turns into an obsession. Between jealous glares and sensory wars, Ilya is struggling with the variables, Shane is rewriting the narrative, and neither realized they were the main characters of a love story.

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    3/?
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    38
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    9
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    987
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    He finds that this musician may be one of a kind. An enigma. One who disturbs the waters and gives an answer to his commotion.

    And as he continues to travel through, he becomes increasingly aware of this undeniable force, who goes by the name of Ilya Rozanov.

    Under the pressure to find the topic for an article, journalist Shane Hollander scrambles before the deadline. His muse is found in the form of rising rockstar; Ilya Rozanov, who speaks in music and sensuality.

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    2/9
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    19
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    1,087
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    “Any questions?” Rozanov asked, and at the same moment Shane attempted to pull a pen out of his bag and it clattered loudly to the floor, all the attention spins to the echoing sound—including Professor Rozanov's eyes darting to the loud noise—if Shane's face could get any more red it did.

    “Russian requires confidence. You will need a steadier hand.” Professor Rozanov sighed, a small chuckle escaping from his lips. “And what is your name, Mr noise maker?” He added, gesturing with his hand.

    (College student Shane x Russian professor Rozanov fic)

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    5,897
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2,891

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