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  1. 1

    it's just like magic by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    15 Jun 2026

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    Ilya jerks his head upright, a little bit like a meerkat or groundhog, his hair an absolute bird’s nest. Shane dutifully ignores how cute he looks and waits until he sees Ilya’s eyes actually focus on him.
    “I grew a vagina overnight.”
    “Let me see,” Ilya says immediately.
    “No!”
    Ilya rubs at his eye. “You are gay, how do you know what a pussy looks like?”

     

    Shane wakes up with a pussy, and it's all Ilya's fault.

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    Happy Birthday, Ilya by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    15 Jun 2026

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    Hazy: Happy birthday, Roz!

    Bood: Happy birthday, Cap!

    Barrett: Happy birthday!!

    Dykstra: It’s your birthday!

    Haas: Happy birthday, Captain! You are the most wonderful hockey player and leader, and I hope today is your best birthday yet ❤️

    Ilya: Well, it’s not, so your wishes mean nothing.

    Bood: Okay. Well.
    Bood: Looks like we are feeling a bit dramatic today.

    Hazy: Do you want to expand, or how can we best support you?

    Ilya: I will expand even though it is incredibly painful to do so.

    Barrett: Oh, goody.

    Ilya: My husband.
    Ilya: Shane Hollander.
    Ilya: The supposed love of my life.
    Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets.
    Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog.
    Ilya: Forgot my birthday.

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    can i ask you something? by

    Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn  

    14 Jun 2026

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    During a perfectly normal study session, Colin asks what he swears is an innocent question.

    Because it seems like having built-in pillows on one’s chest would make laying on one’s stomach and studying for an upcoming English exam almost comfortable.

    Then Penelope invites him to see for himself exactly how comfortable it is, and Colin’s afternoon takes a decidedly unexpected turn.

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    Droplet by

    Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)  

    14 Jun 2026

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    to own the reader by

    Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong  

    13 Jun 2026

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    "You!" He pointed at Yoo Joonghyuk accusingly. "Do you keep asking me all these weird questions because you're sizing up the competition?"

    A crack appeared in Yoo Joonghyuk's composure. Kim Dokja couldn't quite identify it before it vanished. Whatever it was, it had been triggered by an accusation that was both wrong and alarmingly close to the truth.

    "And if I am?" Yoo Joonghyuk asked quietly, recovering from his momentary lapse.

    Kim Dokja let out a triumphant laugh, throwing his head back against the headrest of his chair. "I knew i—"

    "But not in the way you're thinking," Yoo Joonghyuk cut him off.

    Kim Dokja’s triumphant laugh choked instantly in his throat.

    Kim Dokja is convinced Yoo Joonghyuk has a crush on his best friend, Han Sooyoung. As a responsible friend, he decides to help his intimidating roommate win her over. It goes exactly as well as you think it does.

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    When I say Shotgun, you say Wedding by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)  

    14 Jun 2026

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    Bruce just wants to go home and sleep a full 8 hours for once, so you'll have to forgive his audible grumble when Oliver Queen walks to the front of the room where most of the leaguers are gathered. He does not want to deal with the emerald archers post mission dramatics.

    "Hey everyone, I know were all running on fumes after that battle, but these crisis situations tend to make people romantic."

    Oh God, if he has to witness another vow renewal between Oliver and Dinah, if he has to buy one more toaster oven for the pair, he might collapse on the spot.

    "My son, Arsenal-Roy, as you all know, is getting married." That brought Bruce's thoughts away from Ollie shoving his tongue down the blonde's throat and making off with his kitchen appliances.

    Roy Harper was getting married? To who?

    or

    After an all hands on deck just league mission, Bruce gets invited to a wedding; little does he know that his son is the one getting married.
    And there's a bet going around about how long he'll take to figure it out.

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    You and me could write a bad romance by

    Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

    10 Jun 2026

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    Five times sex went a little awry, and one time it didn't matter.

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    Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    02 Jun 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

    ----

    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    Kenny Dies by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    09 Jun 2026

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    Kenny McCormick died during Kyle Broflovski's 10th birthday, yet no one remembers, not even Kenny. With everyone questioning his sanity and institutionalization closing in, Kyle forms an unlikely alliance with the last person he'd ever trust, the biggest asshole in South Park:

    Eric Cartman

    In his desperate search for the truth, will Cartman prove to be his lifeline...or downfall?

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    Private Chef by

    Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)  

    13 Jun 2026

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    Caitlyn Kiramman is used to handling fragile artifacts. What she isn’t used to is a red haired chef walking into her kitchen one morning.
    Hired by Caitlyn’s girlfriend, Maddie, for a “romantic” private dinner, Vi is everything Caitlyn usually avoids: shy, unpredictable, way too easy to read.
    But Vi is hot. And Caitlyn quickly realises Vi’s more than capable of holding her own.
    So as the hours pass, Caitlyn accepts that Vi might just have become the main course.
    AU:
    Vi is a private chef. Maddie hires her. Chaos ensues. Caitlyn folds. Vi folds. Everybody folds.
    ❯❯❯❯
    "Caitlyn caught the brief flick of her eyes - down to her lips - as Violet licked her own without thinking, pure reflex. The air fizzled around them, carrying that sudden, effortless attraction that settled between them like fog. They were so close their breaths mingled. She looked at Violet through her lashes, biting her own bottom lip before a smirk slowly carved its way across her mouth.
    “Careful,” Caitlyn whispered at last. “Your potatoes are burning.”
    featuring: bad humour, bad writing, sexual tension and some accidental emotional depth

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    ultrasonic blue by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    23 Apr 2026

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    Turns out the one universal constant is PTA moms demanding parent-teacher conferences.

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    Thanks for Commuting by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    04 May 2026

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    Tim was ninety-eight percent sure Danny's part time job was just an elaborate tabletop campaign. Danny and his buddies 'Frostbite' and 'Fright Knight' once argued for three weeks over medieval dragon politics, which felt appropriate for well, both Dungeons and Dragons. If only he could let his boyfriend know it was okay to talk about his hobbies and share them too.

    Or: The time Danny forgot to tell Tim his Ghost King 'part time job' wasn’t an elaborate D&D roleplay.

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    Keep looking up, no matter what by

    Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)  

    14 Jun 2026

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    Fifteen years after a mission killed the crew he loved most, former astronaut Robby agrees to train NASA's newest team for a trip to the moon.

    The assignment is supposed to be professional, simple, and Robby promises himself he won't get attached to this crew like he did the others.

    Instead, Robby finds himself drawn into the orbit of five astronauts carrying wounds of their own. Especially Dr. Whitaker, a quiet emergency physician from Nebraska who makes Robby want things he thought he'd buried long ago.

    As launch day approaches, old superstitions, old grief, and the fear of surviving another disaster threatens to pull Robby apart.

    Because the last time he let himself love a crew, they never came home.

    **hucklerobby smut on ch 15**

    **Updates Sundays & Wednesdays**

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    The Ghost and the Golden Boy by

    Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)  

    21 Apr 2026

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    Piers Nivans is the BSAA's "Golden Boy"— the hand-picked protégé of Chris Redfield, a tactical machine with a perfect record and a textbook approach to heroism. He's used to being the best, used to being the leader, and used to being the one who has everyone figured out.

    Then you arrive.

    As a top-tier private recruit with a reputation and a bolt-action rifle that feels like an extension of your own shadow, you don’t just challenge his scores—you dismantle his composure. You aren't interested in the spotlight, and you definitely aren't interested in his "pet of the Captain" status.

    But as the drills get harder and the nights get shorter, the rivalry starts to blur. Between late-night library sessions and high-tension sparring matches, Piers realises that you aren't just another recruit to mentor. You're the first person he can't categorise— and the only one he's dying to figure out.

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    The Adventures of a Teenage God (and other such beings) by for Chrysanthemum9484, jackdawSprite, shadowfaerieammy, princessFanona, differential, UnluckyAlis, EctoplasmicSoda, MaxAttax, atropos_aeneas

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom  

    02 May 2026

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    "I'm…a what now?" Danny rasps.

    Sam squeezes his left bicep at the same time Tuck nudges him in the shoulder on his right. He feels a little like a sandwich.

    "For lack of a better term," one of the aforementioned eyeball headed ghosts, an Observant if they're to be believed, drawls, "a God."

    …A sandwich that is thoroughly freaked out, but a sandwich nonetheless. Who may or may not also be a God.

    "But." Danny swallows, unsuccessfully with how dry his throat suddenly is, "I'm not even 18 yet."

    OR: Amity Park has been having a weird couple of years. It turns out, when you become a God and you don't know it, that has some repercussions on the city you haunt.

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    Save me, Y/N! by

    Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

    15 Jun 2026

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    Struggling college student Phainon transmigrates into his sister's awful romance game, "The Tyrannical CEO Loves Me Too Much!". Not as the MC, but the main antagonist and Mydeimos's business rival.

    His goal is simple: trigger the story ending by getting the two main leads together and go home.

    The only problem? Y/N is way too keen on making money and Mydeimos seems to be more interested in him than his designated love interest. He might've also forgotten about one minor plot twist.

    Or: When I reincarnate as a 6'3 Alpha with lots of money but the 6'5 Enigma starts looking at me funny.

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    Captain vs. Captain by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    03 Apr 2026

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    Following the internet success of Shane and Ilya's presentation at the NHL Awards, ESPN decided to contract with them to do a whole series. It goes far better than anyone could have dreamed.

    -or-

    “When you think about it,” Jackie said, when Shane had dinner with her and Hayden a few days later, “hockey’s basically already reality tv.”

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    the ten step plan by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    17 Mar 2026

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    In Vegas, after they’d said everything right up to the edge of I love you, Shane and Ilya came up with a plan. It was long term, with many, many steps. There might be a spreadsheet somewhere that Shane won’t admit to.

    But it’s a plan, nonetheless. Over the summer of 2014, they tweak it and add things important to the both of them. There are even many, extensive, contingency plans.

    OR

    Thanks to Shane's small lie the first time they hooked up, Shane and Ilya are together years earlier. Now, they have to figure out what to do about it.

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    all the things he did by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    29 Dec 2025

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    4 times Shane was strict with Ilya and the 1 time he wasn't ft Ilya having an emotional crisis over it.

    OR: inspired by the tweet: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!

    Translation in Russian and Mandarin!

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    Our Little Secret by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    29 May 2026

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    Jungkook, a powerful CEO, comes back early from a business trip after Taehyung suddenly goes on hiatus.
    Worried and confused, he rushes home only to be met with the sweetest surprise.

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