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• Too Sexy For My Love by 1906, SirChristus (1906)

  Fandoms: Viva La Bam RPF, HIM (Band), Negative (Band), Bloodhound Gang (Band)  

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  24 Mar 2026

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  • Bam Margera & Ville Valo
  • Jonne Aaron & Sir Christus | Jukka Mikkonen
  • Bam Margera
  • Ville Valo
  • Antti Anatomia | Antti Aatamila
  • Jimmy Pop
  • Jonne Aaron
  • Sir Christus | Jukka Mikkonen
  • Male Friendship
  • Brain Eating Amoeba
  • they all smell really bad
  • Vomiting
  • tons of mentions of Finland
  • Antti shitting in a cup incident
  • yes that really did happen
  • Crack
  • Ville Valo Has Lice

  Summary

  The crazy stoopid misadventures of Ville Valo and some random Finns.

  Also on Wattpad!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,422

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

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