2outof3
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- Fall Out Boy (13)
- Emmerdale RPF (1)
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Danny waited until Ryan had replied with a very expected, but nevertheless sweet, message containing the drooling emoji, thumbs up emoji, and then three fire emojis followed by another message; ‘Someone call the fire brigade!’
It was like texting someone who was eighty, not forty sometimes. Too bad it turned Danny on to no end.
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Or: Danny takes a bonus picture for Ryan after his recent Instagram post and it all descends from there.
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Just a collection of NSFW Peterick sketches I've done through the months that I probably won't finish.
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Biblically accurate lesbian peterick, that's it.
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A sweet morning moment between the two.
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Patrick seems to have gotten Pete into quite a bind.
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“You have to fucking ask first!”
“but i am asking.” His eyes flick up to lock onto Gordon’s. Another wave of heat - something like embarrassment - pulses under Gordon’s skin, leaving him weirdly cold afterward. “i was askin’ you, like, a billion times, but you didn’t say nothin’, so…”
Gordon glances down at his phone, where it lies sad and abandoned on the floor. Huh. That would explain all the text notifications in the corner. He was a little fucking busy, okay, so what?
“wanna show me your dick, bro? pretty please?” Benrey asks, a hand on his chin. “looked like you were havin’ fun. i wanna watch.”
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- Part 5 of Autonomous Sweet Mesa Response
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Benrey turns back to look at him. His eyes are narrowed, and his brow furrowed, and his nose wrinkles as he says, “what the hell, man? what’s your problem?”
“My problem is you, Benrey!” He slams his palm down on the counter for emphasis. “You just— you don’t even know how shitty you’ve been to me this whole time! You just, you do whatever you want, and I don’t even factor into it like I’m a— like I’m a real person! Like I’m just, some fucking toy for you to jerk around, or whatever? Well, I’m not! I’m a real guy who you’ve done some real fucked up shit to!”
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- Part 4 of Autonomous Sweet Mesa Response
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“I can’t believe you,” Gordon groans. He can’t stop moving. If he does, he’s gonna lose it. “I don’t— this isn’t— I don’t know what’s wrong with me, and I sure don’t fucking know what’s wrong with you, and I don’t know how you’re making me do this—”
“boooo. you suck at this. shut up and ask nicely or go fuckin’, uhhh, go out in the alley or somethin’. get everybody laughin’ at gordon freeman’s lil’ schmeat, whippin’ it out in public, real nasty shit, gonna— gonna get public indecency. permanent record.” Benrey steps forward, approaching him.
“Shut up,” Gordon snarls, voice hot with anger and embarrassment.
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After the events of HLVRAI, Gordon shelves Half-Life for good. Or so he thinks; his viewers are dropping like flies now that he doesn't have a gimmick. But when he discovers Benrey festering away on his hard drive, he thinks he's found the perfect solution: his fans get to see Benrey again, he gets to pay back his student loans, and Benrey doesn't explode his computer out of boredom.
It's a win-win scenario. What could go wrong?
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so hot you're hurting my feelings by redstripedcouch
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) RPF
26 Aug 2025
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The muse, the instigator of this particular tryst: Jacob’s soft, inviting tits in that tight black singlet. Perfect tits that Sam has been distracted by all day, in the moments he wasn’t busy getting caught up in Jacob’s gaze or his smile. He presses his thumb gently into the tight stretch of fabric that spans the gap between them.
“Hello? Earth to Sam?” Jacob’s voice is full of laughter and Sam snaps to, face heating.
“Have I told you how fucking gorgeous you look today?”
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- Part 1 of princess privileges