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    Shane loves his boyfriend so much he wants to eat him alive. Or baby the fuck out of him. After a night of thinly maintained self-restraint at the cottage, he thinks Ilya will probably be more open to the latter.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Ask Ilya Rozanov and he’d tell you that the only thing worse than being a broke PhD student was being a broke PhD student facing eviction from your Humans Only rent-controlled apartment because you maybe, accidentally got yourself Turned over summer break.

    Cue the Bloodbanker$ app and its allegedly discreet and lucrative arrangements: a whole swipeable nest of generous Vamp4Vamp ‘Donors’ waiting for the perfect fledgling to spoil.

    Seducing an old rich dude with this hot bod? Light work.

    ‘Shane, 30*, O+’ wouldn’t know what hit him.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Jane
    Right
    Well, okay
    I want to try body worship

    Huh. That doesn’t seem so bad. Actually, now that Ilya’s thinking about it, it’s hot, and he almost regrets getting undressed as he wills himself to not get half-hard in this locker room full of idiots.

    Lily
    body worship? when did you get so vain hollander
    you want me to hold you down and taste you everywhere, is that it?

    Jane
    Don’t text me like that when you know I’m still around my team!
    And, no, you asshole
    I meant I want to worship you

    Oh.

    (Shane loves Ilya. This is how he shows it.)

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander is Hollywood's sweetheart, an up and coming actor with all the fame and fortune that comes with it.

    After six months off, Ilya's just looking for a security gig where he won't get shot at for once.

    They're both in over their heads.

    *The Bodyguard AU*

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    14 May 2026

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    Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”

    “I’m not giving you my home address.”

    “Why not!”

    “Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”

    That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”

     

    In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.

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    11 May 2026