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    “Um, hello.” Rocky lifts a hand slowly. The rock spider chitters and attempts to lift one back. But it’s tangled in wire, and the force that the alien uses to tug it free sends his body reeling backwards and thumping against the side of the tunnel. Rocky tries to keep a straight face.

    “I’ll call you Grace,” he says. “Clearly you have plenty of it.”

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    Rocky wakes up in the Tau Ceti system, with his commander and science specialist dead. How's he supposed to save Earth?

    Befriend the alien scientist he runs into, of course.

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    18 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Academy bot Optimus is taken to an underground market where he finds old Megatron merch from his gladiator days. Not being vague that he specifically only wanted uncensored footage of his old matches, the vendor sells Optimus an interactive simulation chip that allowed him to meet with a solid hologram of the Champion of Kaon and command him to do anything that was asked. Optimus had no idea what he was getting himself into after activating it, but he certainly didn't have the will to stop himself from continuing forward.

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    16 Jun 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    “Now my liege THIS, is the bottom part.”

    “What?”

    Megatron was left without words, it was barely a sticker, that thing would not cover his codpiece, it was just too small.

    “Now sir, please remove your modesty panels.”

    “What?!”
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    When the Lord of the Decepticons shows up to the troop’s Halloween party in a devil costume that barely covers anything shenanigans ensue.

    It happens exactly what you’re thinking, please read the tags.

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    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Steve the erradicon’s dreams.

    Megatron and Optimus, both leaders of their respective factions…

    Both of them were bickering over who could do the honor of sucking Steve’s limp spike into pressurizing, as they pushed each other their tits jiggled, Steve couldn’t be happier, these two larger mechs could easily kill him, but were instead fighting over him.
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    This is filth.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    15 Jun 2026