4lastaire
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Vignettes!
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A Ten Days AU story! Read the first part here before this one
IN A BIND?
STUCK BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE?
CALL SLIPPERY STAN TO GET YOU OUT OF ANY JAM!
LEAVE YOUR LEGAL TROUBLES IN THE DUST TODAY!Series
- Part 4 of Ten Days AU
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But what happens next???
What, you expect me to actually WRITE the whole new timeline Bill created, including the reconcilliation between Ford and Bill?
...Yeah, fair, on it.
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A Triangle's Guide to Fucking Around and Finding Out by 4lastaire
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
12 Apr 2025
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Well if Dipper refuses to tell his shiny new bedpartner where all those odd all scars came from then Bill will just take a quick trip to the past and find out for himself!
Or, in which Bill finds out you shouldn't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.Series
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A Ten Days AU story! Read the first part here before this one
Stan flips open the file to see whose big college grant money dreams he's killing today.
The grant application is entirely filled out in an all-too familiar looping cursive.
Oh no.Series
- Part 3 of Ten Days AU
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A choose your own adventure style series because I am a friggin crazy person but also because I had too many ideas for what could happen next and decided to just write them all! Start with part one and from there you can skip around as you please!
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Fandom Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty
08 Jan 2025
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Arrested for petty crime, Stan expects to go on trial and end up in prison. It wouldn’t be the first time. He knows how it goes.
What he does not expect is for people to start treating him weirdly after one of his fuzzy-brain episodes. He does not expect to be acquitted on account of being deemed mentally incapable. He does not expect the court to rule he be placed under adult guardianship.
And he definitely does not expect when it’s his estranged twin brother who shows up as his new guardian.
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11 Jul 2026
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Stan didn't survive the end of their shared story. Because of this, Ford loses his mind and, with the help of a lost door, decides that the Fords from alternate universes no longer need Stan - after all, only he can take care of Stan properly.
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08 Jul 2026
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A man who fears nothing -not even death itself- will inevitably be drawn to the very thing that brings his own demise.
You are Death. Eternal, inevitable, but not always cruel. Rick Sanchez is no stranger to your presence. Across infinite timelines you have met him at the edge- from his own hand, in the wreckage of his own brilliance, and in the shadow of his destruction.
But Rick C-137 is different. He taunts you, flirts with you, cheats you. And each time you answer his call he slips away. So you linger. Waiting for the day he finally stays dead… or gives you a reason to let him live.
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07 Jul 2026
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Rick Prime pays a visit to the only surviving family member has left and it surprisingly isn’t violent. Morty is absolutely convinced he’s going to die when Prime comes in his bedroom late at night.
It all gets better in the end with Morty getting used to the visits.
It was very usual for a Rick to have multiple Mortys, but a Morty with more than one Rick? Absolutely absurd.
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30 May 2026
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It wasn’t the weirdest day Bob had had. Okay, so it definitely wasn’t normal, but neither was the time Felix had tied him and Mr Fischoeder up and left them to die. Neither was the time where they had all nearly been killed by a giant animatronic shark. Or the time he’d been kidnapped and held hostage on a cruise ship. Or the time they’d stolen some guy’s mannequin wife from a sex shop. Or the time -
Point was, zombies weren’t really out of the question, as far as Bob was concerned. Mustard-hating zombies were certainly more unusual than what he’d heard of before, but not the most unusual. All in all, it wasn’t a terrible day for Bob.
Of course, they were stuck at Wagstaff with Mr Frond and Tammy, and there was an active zombie apocalypse, but Bob was sure that the situation could be worse.
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Inspired by S14E09 "Fraud of the Dead: Zombie-docu-pocalypse".
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26 Dec 2025