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library card, please by chuusray
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
16 Feb 2024
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“Tim,” Dick interrupted with a whisper, “out loud. Read the name out loud to me. Please.”
Call it paranoid, but Dick needed to know he wasn’t making this up. That he wasn’t stupidly hallucinating a name that wasn’t actually there.
Tim swallowed, his grip on the card tightening. “Jason Peter Todd-Wayne,” he read, with obvious difficulty. Dick let out a startled laugh as he straightened up. He ran a frantic hand through his hair. “Fuck. Fuck!”
Tim stared at him. “This is… Jason’s old library card,” he pointed out and Dick nodded, perhaps a bit too fast.
Jason loses his old library card while on patrol as the Red Hood. He thinks nothing of it, as Jason Peter Todd-Wayne is legally dead to the world. In hindsight, he should have been worried, because his family are fucking detectives.
Or: How a lost library card ruins all of Jason's big reveal plans; and reconnects him with his brothers somewhere along the way.
Translation to: Spanish!
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- Part 3 of holy found family, batman!
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24 Jun 2026
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"You're a hazard to society," Oscar murmured, the corners of his mouth twitching just a fraction.
Lando was staring up at him, utterly helpless, his face completely flushed a deep, brilliant crimson from his throat to the tips of his ears. "I... it was a flashpoint. The chemistry of the fat—"
"You burnt the pig, mate," Oscar corrected gently. He reached out, his thumb catching a tiny smudge of ash on Lando's cheek, wiping it away with a lingering, soft touch. "Go sit down. Before you burn down the building."
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Lando promises his Twitch chat an authentic, culinary masterclass. What they actually get is a ruined piece of meat, a screaming smoke detector, and Oscar Piastri breaking his off-camera rule to bodily hoist Lando out of the danger zone—much to the complete meltdown of forty thousand live viewers.
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- Part 9 of LN4OP81
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22 Jun 2026
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Lando huffs in spite of himself. “Basically I got him like, this 8-pack of candy-flavored lip balm. And he’s been terrorizing me with it ever since.”
“And by terrorizing you mean …”
“Yes. Kissing. Guessing the flavors. Rating them. An Excel spreadsheet.” Lando hits his head on the wall with each point. “The works.”
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Lando's the one who talks Oscar into getting the 8-pack of candy-flavored Chapstick, but Oscar's the one who's making it entirely his problem.Bookmarked by 81hood
02 Jun 2026
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The first photo is professionally shot— OP81 in a black fireproof undershirt, half out of his race suit, looking off-camera, effectively showing off his chiselled jawline. His eyes are a perfect chocolate-y brown and his hair does a little swoopy swoop thing that makes Lando’s heart skip a tiny beat.
Lando stops talking.
The silence lasts just a fraction too long.
“Oh, fuck off.”
Chat explodes.
smooth_opewation55: THERE IT IS
angeldoesgaf: HE FOLDED 😭
kukuruchutensei: BRO GOT HUMBLED
m1xtyex: LOOK AT HIM STARING
aflairforthez: zoom in again we weren’t doneOr; Lando gets a hate comment in one of his streams, he decides to check the insta of his so called hater, who unfortunately for him is a certain gorgeous australian f1 driver.
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31 May 2026
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“Jesus Christ,” Lando whispered. “I just told Max Verstappen to fuck off. On camera. In a wedding skirt. To protect my—” He froze, gesturing helplessly at the Aussie still watching him with infuriating calm. “—my husband.”
Oscar raised a single eyebrow. He looked about as hungover as Lando felt, but there was a wry tilt to his mouth.
“Well,” he said flatly. “At least you were committed.”
Alternatively:
Lando Norris went to Vegas to celebrate taking the lead in the WDC. He left with a hangover, a husband, and a skirt.
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Bookmarked by 81hood
27 May 2026