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They wake up, and the kids are gone.
“Lark?” Henry shouts out into the forest. “Sparrow?”
“They’re probably just playin’ hooky,” Glenn says as he leans back against the van.
“We went through a portal, Glenn,” Henry says, exasperated.
“And, also,” Darryl points out, adopting a tone that makes Henry think he believes the both of them are dumb, “Our children are five-years-old.”
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what if they went to Faerun eight years earlier than canon? (and, well, Ron was still there.)
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Ron and Terry Junior get locked in a frozen box together. Realizing the immanency of their popsicle-ness, Ron says some things.
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How to Tame (and/or Tolerate) a Florida by AChickenCollector
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
16 Sep 2023
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Gov is struggling to handle Florida. So he goes to Florida's best friend, Louisiana, for help.
This work is ABANDONED. Super sorry. I might get back to it but if anyone wants to pick it up just mention it in the comments and I'll give you the go ahead.
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Welcome to the Table - Cat Edition by AChickenCollector
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
10 Mar 2023
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DC REALLY wants a cat. Really Bad. He might've made a rule against animals in the office, but he will go INSANE if he is forced into the same room with the states without a fluffy companion by his side. And then he finds one. And then that one disappears. But it's okay, because another one appears! (Also, what is going on with his states?)
(Basically, I'm just rewriting WttT, but if DC wanted a cat and he signed a paper and he gets cat :D )
(Btw, I switched the name to "pet EDITION" bc "addition" technically isn't right :D)
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Philomena Cunk does a segment on UEA.
Shared with thanks to a friend who contributed.Bookmarked by AChickenCollector
21 Jun 2026
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Cunk on Hunger Games by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
23 Oct 2023
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The presenter leans in, “Why the Hunger Games? Why not, say, a dating show or a quiz show or something with a less… dangerous premise?”
“Well, it was the biggest one, for starters, and you know what Jesus said, go big or go home.”
“I don’t think Jesus has ever said that,” the presenter says.
“Really?” Cunk says, bewildered.
“Probably definitely,” the presenter tells her, visible pain in his expression.
Or; Philomena Cunk participates in the Hunger Games. Everybody suffers.
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Bookmarked by AChickenCollector
21 Jun 2026
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Philomena Cunk's new special, Cunk on Books, brings Philomena to the bookshop of a certain ethereal bookworm. Things get off task rather quickly as Philomena expands her horizons and Aziraphale makes a new friend.
Alternatively titled: How the hell did this become my first fic of 2024?
Bookmarked by AChickenCollector
21 Jun 2026
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Cunk on Nations by The_Ghost_Who_Writes
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
09 Sep 2024
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The BBC interviewer, Philomena Cunk, is meeting with the many Nations of the world
Bookmarked by AChickenCollector
21 Jun 2026
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Cunk on the Magnus Institute by loveisaruthlessgame
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
16 Feb 2025
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Jon arrives at the Institute one morning to find out he’s going to be interviewed for TV. He’s not thrilled about it, but he has no idea just how awkward it’s going to get.
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21 Jun 2026