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a·phe·li·on
the point in the orbit of a planet, asteroid, or comet at which it is furthest from the sun.Nothing makes you think about your poor life choices quite like living through an alien abduction but that's exactly what it took for me to realize that I was a total loser. Now I'm stuck in space, thousands of light years away from home, and the only way back is to trust a very grouchy—yet, kind of cute—alien lieutenant who can't stand to even look at me.
