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Herman's unfocused eyes flutter open to a shadow standing over him, haloed by the bright restroom lights.
"Dude, you look fucking hot," The shadow mutters, and Herman sticks out his tongue, showing off the remnants of Galen's round, and then folds it back inside and swallows achingly. If his saliva didn't help out, he'd probably be feeling this for days. He presents his clean tongue once he's finished, to the shadow's audible enjoyment. "Shit, I'll get in you, real quick, just—"
The shadow starts fumbling with his belt, the sound of clinking metal loud in Herman's ears, and Herman furrows his brows, slow and difficult. How do his facial muscles work, again?
He doesn't get the opportunity to finish figuring it out before the shadow's dick is pushing into his mouth, and its uniquely shaped, fat head combined with his eyes focusing enough to make out two huge ears finally lets him puzzle out the shadow's identity; it's Victor, staring down at him with eyes as wide as milk saucers.
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Robert glances down, eyes briefly skating over the mess of precum dripping over his stomach where his cock's poking out of the last piece of clothing he still has on, at Royd's insistence, before his attention is snagged by something unexpected in the same area.
There's a bulging, round shape, right below where Robert feels tight and too-full, flesh stretched taut and hot over what can only be Royd's cockhead.
Robert tightens around him without even thinking about it, ass fluttering around the base in waves, and watches that bulge throb in response with perverse fascination, feeling warm fluid leak into the bend of his intestines.
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Robert lends Herman out every so often to the other Z-Teamers during non-work hours. Tonight, after a Robert took a trip to a magic sex shop with Phen a couple days ago, they're making a go at top five kinkiest nights of Robert's life. Probably not Herman's, though.
Exists in the same universe and is lowkey a sequel to 'now, now, remember to share your toys' in this same series. I just like making them into freaks.
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After Chad joins the Phoenix Program, his therapist recommends he processes his trauma and emotions by painting.
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A shrinking ray striking his mech suit leaves Herman’s boyfriend Robert Robertson five inches tall. Bored at home with nothing to do, he begs Herman to take him to work with him, but Herman’s superhero costume has no pockets. Luckily, they figure something out. . .
Later, while they are both recovering from a call, Flambae makes a move on Herman. Their relationship may be open, but Robert isn't going to take his boyfriend being flirted with in front of him (even if it's without the other party knowing he's there) lying down. . .
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just some dispatch stories and oneshots (with a focus on Robert Robertson the III) by ALCatLover
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
13 May 2026
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Some members of the cast grabbed me by the throat, okay. Robert’s everyman swag got to me.
That and the fact he's like if Comic Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Batman were thrown together and then promptly got their asses kicked into the Worm universe with no goddamn money. And I got a couple ideas.
If the ideas seem weird, sue me. I'm used to being in fandoms left without new content for so long we've started growing a mold culture. Each work should be considered as unrelated to each other, unless I make clear it's otherwise.
All my works in the Dispatch fandom will be posted to this series, so if you're only interested in dispatch, subscribe here, not my user.
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can you cuck someone with the version of them that exists in your mind (and guest stars!) by ALCatLover
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13 May 2026
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DSMP Bande AU by ALCatLover, orphan_account
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Mar 2021
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Start from Scratch by Rabentochter for NamelesslyNightlock
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
18 Jul 2020
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The last thing Tony remembers is dying atop the Stark Industry’s building after Pepper blew up the arc reactor. The next thing he knows is, that he’s back with the Ten Rings in the cave. And – it all is suspiciously familiar.
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13 Jun 2026
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“A condition – you're sick? With spontaneous flowers? How do I get rid of them?”
“You do not.”(Or: Hanahaki disease is not fatal, but it is exclusive to Vulcans. Honestly, death would be more dignified.)
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13 Jun 2026
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The Grand Unified Theory of Shěn Qīngqiū by 00janeblonde
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 May 2026
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13 Jun 2026
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A week after Shroud's failed attack on LA, things are starting to return to normal. Case in point, a simple office bet starts up among the original Z-Teamers: Who will Robert end up sleeping with? Flambae takes that bet, thinking it'll be easy money. Sure, laying Bob-Bob doesn't sound like a particularly exciting fuck, but winning's winning, and it's not like Robert could resist his charms.
Torrance is saved and Mecha Man has returned, but Robert has a secret that he's never told anyone: he's gay. Having disappointed has father's legacy enough for a lifetime, he figures he'll be taking that one to his grave, thank you very much. And that shouldn't be hard, right? Who would would want a depressed man over thirty who doesn't even own a mattress?
It's all fun and games until somebody catches feelings...
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13 Jun 2026
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"Ok, so the reason why you're here too," Chad began, quickly looking back and forth between the bullpen and Alice.
"Was wondering when you'd explain why I'm here," Alice replied, amusement evident in her tone.
"Well I'm about to explain."
"Bitch, hurry up then."
"Psh, whatever. So, I'm in the locker room getting ready. And Sonar like, snaps his fingers in front of my face."
"He don't know he's got a target on him yet?"
"No, I'm gonna make it look like an accident. Anyways, he didn't even fucking recognize me. Said it was cause of the beard."
"And you want to see if our little dispatcher recognizes you, yeah?"
"Exactly!"
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13 Jun 2026