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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    Dr Ryland Grace is a hunk of a man. After pushy colleagues mistake Grace’s attempt at social escape for a love confession, a witch hunt begins. The parents and teachers of Grover Cleveland desperately want to find out who his mysterious “partner” is, Grace just wants to enjoy dinner with his one (1) shit-stirrer of a friend.

    Decades after this debacle, the log’s return to Earth, an inside joke with Rocky is misinterpreted and there is only one thing the world wants to know: who fisted Dr Captain Ryland Grace?

     

    Or: everybody wants a piece of Grace, unfortunately for them, Grace finds sex about as arousing as RNA transcription.

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    Tom Ryder is really stubborn when it comes to the things he wants. This caused quite a bit of embarrassment and awkwardness for a certain doctor from the Astofags, and all because of a single Friday movie night on a research ship.

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    Stratt's VAT's the crew learns about the secret/past of their awkward scientist Dr. Ryland Grace.

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    As Colt Seavers is driving to Tom Ryder's loft, he nearly hits someone on the way there. When he finally sees who he nearly hit, his world will never be the same.

    Because the man he nearly hit looks exactly like him. A carbon copy, if you will.

    And what does this carbon copy of Colt Seavers do when he sees him? He runs.

    And maybe Colt Seavers will regret chasing his doppelganger down when a 400-pound rock spider comes to his doppelganger's rescue.

    (A story where Grace and Rocky have accidentally shucked themselves into Colt Seaver's world during the movie and get unwillingly tangled within its plot.)

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  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    Fem Percy + the Seven being teens + Nico + Gay shenanigans = Hey So the Big House is on fire

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  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    The Eridian Board of Film Classification were elated to have received an influx of human motion pictures due to the latest, cutting edge developments in screen-to-texture technology. The association now had the all-important task of rating the films according to their appropriateness for families and pebbles.
    To their revulsion, they discover that most human films involve filthy, scandalous eating scenes and food references, hardly appropriate for an adult, let alone innocent pebbles.
    Grace, enabled by Rocky, decides that he needs to put them onto the concept of mukbangs.

     

    Or; what films can you think of that don’t involve food or eating in some way? Yeah… Grace really should have thought about Erid’s food aversion more before he sent them every film humanity had ever created. 

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