AbsoluteMadman
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You have Tali. You have snek. Now you have snek Tali because my friends and I over at a discord server can't stop coming up with headcanons for her. This might or might not be a series of one-shots. Honestly, this is my second time writing any fanfiction fully so we'll see how it goes. This fanfic starts Post-ME1 and Pre-ME2. They're fully romanced, so I'll probably have to upload a prequel fic for this someday.
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I'm sick of having to look around for sources of fanon language terms when I'm not at my computer, so I'm uploading this as the beginnings of a one-stop shop for all your khelish needs.
IF YOU HAVE ANY FEEDBACK, NOTICE ERRORS, FIND THINGS TO ADD, OR ANYTHING AT ALL JUST **LEAVE A COMMENT!**
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As the title says, it's Tali's first Christmas. She wakes up suddenly transported in a Christmas wonderland of a Normandy during the events of Mass Effect 1. This is technically the first fanfiction I ever made, as I submitted it to a discord server for an advent calendar event. Posting here on my account as redundant test scrap as I learn the layout of AO3 as I'm having a few finicky issues with posting. Nobody will notice if I experiment with line breaks here, right?
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Having all of human entertainment on board means that Grace finally has the time to try some of the video games that his kids kept recommending to him. He could use something cozy.
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I was playing Stardew Valley and noticed what the rock crabs look like. Oh dear.
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10 Jul 2026
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Things I did not expect to do today:
Learn that English is my second language
Hear someone else use my first language for the first time in over a decade
Learn that my first language could be useful for interstellar communicationsBookmarked by AbsoluteMadman
10 Jul 2026
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Living with someone in quarters this tight inevitably means you end up showing more than you mean to.
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10 Jul 2026
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I'll call your mom by Lady_Wren_ (ArtistWren)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
11 Jul 2026
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Have you ever wondered what it’s like to have a hero of the entire Earth and the most hated person on the very same planet as your parents?
Well, welcome to my world!
This unusual combination of parents meant that by the age of 10, I could speak five languages and knew my way around the most important courts around the world. Cool, right?
It also meant that my life was one big countdown that I couldn't stop no matter how hard I tried.
I'm Mary Stratt-Grace and my whole life I've been trying to stop the clock above my mom's head. Welcome to my life.
Or: the life of Ryland Grace and Eva Stratt's one and only daughter.
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10 Jul 2026
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I was the first mission. I never came home. I go on every mission that has someone who could need help.
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10 Jul 2026