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Charles had developed a problem.
Nothing serious or life altering. Not even a particularly inconvenient one. Just a problem in the sense that every weekday at exactly ten-thirty in the morning, he found himself looking for the same man.
It had all started innocently enough, like most fixations.
The route along the waterfront was one of his favorites. It was just long enough to get his clients some good exercise, but not too long that it dragged and made the day miserable. The path curved past a small park overlooking the harbor, where tourists sat on benches with overpriced coffee and locals pretended not to notice the yachts. It was scenic, usually quiet, and most importantly, every dog in Monaco seemed to love it.
The tattoo shop had been an afterthought.
Mostly.
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02 Jul 2026
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Breaking: Local Man Loses Mind Over Charles Leclerc in short shorts by ItsartbitcheSx
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
26 Apr 2026
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Charles’ apartment floods, Max makes the questionable decision to let him move in and suddenly his quiet life turns into a daily endurance test of tiny illegal shorts, smug smirks and way too much eye contact while doing yoga.
Charles calls it “making himself comfortable.” Max calls it psychological warfare.
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17 Jun 2026
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恬静的绝世美女勒克莱尔双手一拍滔滔不绝地讲起了自己的坤巴：“未勃起状态二十三厘米，中通外直，不蔓不枝，粉红色，冠状沟明显，吃起来是菠萝味的。”维斯塔潘无语地扭头告诉她：“我们写虚假消息的话一辈子都找不到它的。”勒克莱尔嗔道句句属实好吗，我就是那种长得又帅吊又大的男人啊。维斯塔潘懒得跟她争论，贴了这个寻坤启示，果然没人打来电话，勒克莱尔叹口气，还是换成了真实信息：“未勃起十六厘米，有一点点弯，正常颜色，味道的话可能是双汇火腿肠吧，我又没吃过。”这倒和维斯塔潘那日看到的角落小生物匹配上了，然而更新了信息也没有什么屁用就是了。
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纯造谣，纯猎奇，杂揉了不同时间的事情别思考。3316前提下的全性向乱炖
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15 Jun 2026
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“Charles呢？为什么你接他的电话？”
“因为我现在在他家，他在洗澡。”Oscar很快接上后半句，“你先别急，我觉得这是一个好机会，我们两个人可以谈谈。”
“你拿着我男朋友的手机，在我男朋友洗澡的时候，接了我打给我男朋友的电话，然后告诉我你也是我男朋友的男朋友，”Max用一种自己都觉得荒诞的语气复述了一遍，“然后你让我别急？”
Max发誓这个该死的混蛋一定是故意在炫耀，他要把那张得意的蠢脸揍进墙里，抠都抠不出来。
“你是小三还是我是小三？”Max问出这句话的时候自己都觉得荒谬，差点咬到舌头。他跟Charles在一起快两年了，两年！如果这个Piastri敢说他才是小三——
“我是小三。”
呼。Max的肩膀偷偷放松了一些。
“你是小四，小五和我说的，小五是Charles的青梅竹马。”
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*又是多箭头16的围场恶俗银趴小故事，左右无差留白，非互攻
*本来想写泡vs考的修罗场结果先写了这篇怪东西，总之不带脑子的看吧，这就叫情人越多越气派。Series
- Part 2 of V的天意的大手让16成为围场恶俗银趴的神（16中心向合集）
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09 Jun 2026
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Verstappen像接住回弹的壁球，轻巧地接住了Leclerc的玩笑，轻声说：
“如果分开的话，我们又会变成怎样呢？”
忽然，那种无忧无虑的梦幻氛围又重新回到了Leclerc脸上，就像他对兰开夏的刻画，就像他对战死西班牙的幻想，它们和Charles Leclerc的远大抱负毫无关系，却同样浪漫又残酷。
“我们会做一辈子的好朋友，然后一辈子怀念在一起的这半年。”
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01 Jun 2026