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    Evanelia von Valancius, Rogue Trader by

    Fandom Warhammer 40.000: Rogue Trader (Video Game)

    03 Jul 2025

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    Trashmouth for Sale, Gently Used by

    Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)  

    12 Feb 2020

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    “Richie is an award winning comedian and voice actor, originally from Derry, Maine. He’s a six-foot-two Pisces, and in case dinner goes very badly- CPR certified,” the auctioneer recites joylessly, while Richie is in stitches at her side. “Richie enjoys long walks on the beach, 1-800 number jingles, and debating the civil rights of robots. You can select any venue in New York for your dinner, but Richie says he especially enjoys Thai food and frozen custard and describes himself as a bottomless pit-”

    Richie taps the auctioneer's shoulder and leans into the mic. “That’s a typo. That should say just ‘bottom’.”

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    While Richie gets roped into a bachelor auction, Eddie struggles with his own worth.

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    20 Jan 2021

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    in the heat of the summer (you're so different from the rest) by

    Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)  

    13 Jan 2020

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    There’s a heatwave in L.A., the first time Richie sees Eddie naked.
     

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    One very hot year in the life of two idiots in love, working shit out.

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    29 Dec 2020

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    Explaining Is Losing by

    Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)  

    17 Oct 2020

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    Some days you find yourself having sex with your academic nemesis in a storage closet and that’s just how it is.

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    19 Oct 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 19

    Times a Wastin by

    Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)  

    17 Oct 2017

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    What had he done to deserve all this pain?It wasn't supposed to be like this. Did the universe really think it funny or something?
     

    Sequel to Ring Around and All That Jazz
    Non TGC compliant. Heed the tags.

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    28 Oct 2017