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Alpha Pope Tom Riddle and Beta Cardinal Draco Malfoy fuck the church's newest omega nun on the Papal Altar.
That's it. That's the fic.
Written for Tomione CUNT LAW Fest 2026
AU/Excerpt/cheeky wink from Chapter VI of Tabula Rasa.- Language:
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06 Jun 2026
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“Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.
Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”
That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants.
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In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly
antagonizescharms Hermione Granger as she attempts to help him. -
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Twelve years after the Second Wizarding War, Dr. Hermione Granger, world renowned healer and scientist, discovers the cure for lycanthropy. However, when she is kidnapped and tortured by escaped Death Eater, Fenrir Greyback, an explosion of magic sends her crash landing on the day of her own eleventh birthday. In a world where Hermione Granger is tasked with mentoring her younger self, stopping the Second Wizarding War before it begins, making a life for herself in a time to which she no longer belongs, and befriending Severus Snape if it's the last bloody thing she does, Hermione must confront the mistakes of her past and the dawn of a future she never expected.
(Or: the one where Hermione keeps a certain Dark Lord in a snow globe to shake when she needs to relieve stress, regularly gets high as a kite on Severus Snape's illicit weed stash, coaches her younger self on the art of seducing Draco Malfoy, and makes Crookshanks immortal.)
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05 May 2026
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The study reasserted itself - exactly as it always was, and yet somehow thinner and inadequate. The shadows in the corners seemed darker. The air felt colder against his face. The silence of the Manor pressed back into place like a lid.
He straightened slowly, one hand resting flat against the desk to steady himself.
His mind went searching again for an explanation, but it skidded over the same bare facts and found nothing to catch on.
Two strands. Two scenes. Hermione Granger, in both.
He should destroy it.
He knew, with the same cold clarity with which he knew the proper order of cutlery, that he ought to take the basin and overturn it into the fire, watch the strands evaporate, and be done.
He did not move.
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13 Apr 2026
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Hermione has forgiven many things in the name of peace since the war ended.
But some men don't deserve peace.
Some deserve to choke on their legacy.
Written for Feminine Rage Fest🖤
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12 Apr 2026