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Have you gotten tired of feeling? Well me too! Come along for the ride as I write the crappiest of poetry one could imagine. It’s not much but hey, it’s poetry. Have fun. Here’s an excerpt, just to see if you’ll enjoy the style:
The sun burns my knees
Its promises so steep—
The rugged burn a dream
Its failures creep
It crawls inside
the pain of a few
They all saw the due.
The sun burns bright
Against the starry eyes
A pain so bright, they say,
“Run, run it will haunt you.
Run, run they will hunt you.”
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When Harry blows up Aunt Marge during the summer, Dumbledore is much quicker to react. Snape finds him far before the Minister does, but his plan of dropping him off with a lecture and half a dozen additional summer assignments doesn't work out.
In which Harry spends the summer at Spinner's End.
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15 Jul 2026
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The Third Schism by Findir
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
12 Jul 2026
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What if the Harry Potter and Percy Jackson worlds have always existed side by side, but didn't interacted much? On the day Harry Potter died when hit by Voldemort's killing curse for the second time, it wasn't Albus Dumbledore he met on an empty King's Cross. He resisted this new call for as long as he could, be eventually he saw the need to leave the U.K. About ten years after that day, Harry arrived at the final destination of his world traveling. The forbidden lands where the last gods to roam the Earth live, the United States. Now, the acts os a wizard will unravel the careful tapestry woven by Fate and chage the destiny of an entire pantheon, by changing one single family.
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13 Jul 2026
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
13 Jun 2026
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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07 Sep 2025
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Snape knew all this and took all reasonable precautions when James’s son came to Hogwarts. He was prepared for arrogance, superiority, lack of dedication, general dickishness, and yes, that temper he used to love and its explosive consequences.
And yes, maybe he was a bit of a prat about it, but when it came to Harry Potter, he could not bring himself to be arsed about it in the slightest.
Except in remembering that Harry James Potter was the son of his nemesis and the girl he once loved, he forgot one very important fact – Harry Potter was Petunia Dursley née Evans’s nephew.
Harry could pull a prank to be certain, and yes, his temper was a beast of its own. But there was a certain art to weaponized perceptions and rumors.
Harry Potter was a boy who knew exactly how to be a petty bitch.
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5 times Harry spread a rumor about Snape, and the 1 time it was true.EDIT: 3/15/25 - the 5+1 plot is still hapenning but there's a lot of other chapters/plotlines going on as well. I'm leaving the 5+1 tag but expect more content than the funny stuff.
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05 Jul 2026
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Sick and frail at sixteen, Harry knows his time is limited. He travels back to 1976 to spend his final years with his family.
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05 Jul 2026
