AlextheCactus
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Is this autonomous driving? by AlextheCactus
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
24 Jul 2026
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The drive was nice, everything considered, it could be worse, really.
Hank suddenly sat up straighter in the passenger seat, Connor's LED was bright yellow.
"Wait. Hold on."
And Hank was about to ask what was probably the most important question in human history.
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Who is the more stubborn one? A drunk lieutenant, or an exhausted android trying to get them home?
Now with Chapter 2!----
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- Part 3 of 1% Coins and other nonsense DBH
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Museum Investigation disaster by AlextheCactus
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
22 Jul 2026
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"Connor. NO."
Statistically speaking, around 71% of Hank's "Connor, NO" involved Connor attempting to taste evidence.
And then the other 28% were usually followed by—"Why the fuck did you do that after I told you not to."
This time it meant something slightly different, because there was no blood or any other substances around. As far as Connor was concerned anyway.
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The android couldn't peel his optical units off the museum's display window.
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- Part 2 of 1% Coins and other nonsense DBH
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This land was hers.
Every street.
Every rooftop.
Every gas station and every goat.Yes. She had kicked, and headbutted, and bleated, and licked.
And she finally came out on top.----
Now featuring a second chapter! Equally as short 💀
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Don't leave, Kara. Please.
"I... I am an android." Alice's voice trembled.
She waited for Kara to get mad.
To shout.
To scream.
Like Todd always did....But she didn't.
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Frickin' Androids and Their Coins by AlextheCactus
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
15 Jul 2026
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"Connor."
Hank crossed his arms.
The Connor in question either pretended not to hear the lieutenant or was genuinely too absorbed in his online research. Either possibility was plausible enough.
Yes. Certainly.
'How could an android get rid of the fear of heigths?'---
The android Googles his newfound problems away. Coins play an enormous role in it,
source: trust me, bro. 💪
🪙🪙Series
- Part 1 of 1% Coins and other nonsense DBH
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1% Coins and other nonsense DBH by AlextheCactus
Fandom Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
24 Jul 2026
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Connor is obsessed with coins, Hank is so done with everything. Chaos is ensured.
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Last braincells on vacation: Sonic stories by AlextheCactus
Fandom Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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Sonic stories, that resolve around random stuff
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Sand Land, yes. by AlextheCactus
Fandom Sand Land (Anime 2024), Sand Land (Manga), Sand Land (Video Game)
09 Jul 2026
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Found family—ish adventures of two demons and an old traumatized sheriff. What could possibly go wrong?
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A few months after Markus' victory, things are slowly starting to settle down. Connor, now officially working in the DPD, has a new case! Very normal stuff!
If you can call an android with his legs removed and thirium pumped outside normal, that is. The windows are locked. The door, also locked. The only witnesses are in varying stages of trauma. There is a guy he is sharing a skull with who would get shot for a hint of evidence. As I said, normal stuff.TL;DR: things start okay. Then hit rock bottom. Suddenly, miraculously, with an act of god: they find a shovel and a pickaxe.
Bookmarked by AlextheCactus
25 Jul 2026
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Wake up, Connor! It's me, Hank! (The Revenge Slap) by LiteraturePROCESSING
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
25 Apr 2019
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Connor is rarely still in stasis when Hank wakes up and drags himself out of his room, but one time this rare occurrence does happen, the human happens to receive a report for something the pair need to investigate…
He remembers the method Connor used to try and wake him up for the Eden Club investigation, and he just can’t resist the temptation.
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23 Jul 2026
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“Lieutenant?” Connor asks. His voice, at least, sounds closer to normal. Subdued, sure, but nothing like I’m okay or I felt it die.
“You look like shit,” Hank repeats. Because it’s easier than trying to address the obvious trauma the deviant-hunting android beside him is trying to process.
Connor is traumatized by the death of Simon at the Tower. And, Hank? Hank has a long-overdue epiphany.
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23 Jul 2026
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“You could send another officer in! We already know this cheap Connor knock-off wants to hurt our Connor. He’s killed tons of androids! Send a human negotiator.”
Fowler hesitated again.
“I’m not going to risk the life of a human negotiator when it’s unnecessary.”Or
Connor is sent to negotiate with his unpredictable deviant-hunting look-alike.
Whumptober 2024
Day 23: Forced ChoiceSeries
- Part 23 of Whumptober 2024 (Detroit: Become Human)
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23 Jul 2026
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“Ugh, Connor, that’s disgusting.”
“I know—” he paused, fans whirring under his skin fractionally louder as he tried to process this. “I… know?”
Was that what his sensory input was registering? Disgust? He’d never had any emotional reaction to sampling thirium before.
“I think…” Connor paused, carefully evaluating his word choice. “I think I can taste things.”Bookmarked by AlextheCactus
22 Jul 2026