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    Penelope is tired of her frustrating and lacking life and decides she wants what the Bridgertons have and comes up with a plan to get it.

    She's going to fuck her way through the whole of the family for their money. Why should she not live just as comfortably as they do?

    The more she studies them to learn their weaknesses, the more she learns how very many secrets they all have and how easy it is bend them to her will...except for one. Colin is much too dangerous take on and must be avoided at all costs - no matter how difficult he makes it.

    Whether its through mutually beneficial discreet arrangements, blackmail or becoming a mistress she's going to get her hands on as much of their money as she can while being spoiled in their riches and elaborate gifts.

    Will she find remorse in her actions?

    Will she realize that she’s being watched as closely as she watches others before it is too late?

    Or will the schemer be schemed?

     

     

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    This is M/F, F/F, F/F/M so please read accordingly - Penelope doesn't care who she fucks to get what she wants.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    There lay in Penelope a sickness, or so she had been told.

    A very specific kind that only this physician, as he called himself, could potentially be willing to alleviate for her, if there were any hope at all. At least that was what the flyer had said.

    A gentleman by the name of Mr Bridgerton had developed a technique of stimulatory effect to relieve the sufferings of women. Of sharp tongues and short tempers gone in a few months or less, within three sessions with his special apparatus.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    While Eloise goes on a six-month botany fellowship trip with Phillip, Penelope is left in need of a flatmate. Eloise's solution: her third oldest brother that Penelope hates, and hates her in return. While Penelope juggles one frustration after another, sparks fly between her and Colin. But as they start to get to know one another, misunderstandings come to light, and Penelope realizes that the man she thought she loathed may be the only one who can give her what she wants.

    The Modern Polin-Enemies to Lovers-Roommates AU no one asked for.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    There are very strict practices around marriage and feminine virtue in regency era England. As a result, Viscount Edmund Bridgerton is tasked with deflowering the brides of each of his sons on their wedding nights. For the first two that marry off, he manages to complete the act with relatively minimal discomfort and confusion for all parties involved. With this third son and his newlywed bride, however, Edmund finds to his horror that his carefully constructed ritual falls apart almost immediately. He ends up experiencing a whole host of thoughts and feelings and sensations he wasn't prepared for when he beds Penelope Featherington, all of which have consequences that disrupt his mind, his soul, and the future of his family too.

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    21 Aug 2025

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    At four-and-forty, Colin Bridgerton found himself wanting more from life than travel. Something steady. Something that lasted.

    What he didn’t expect was to propose to a freshly debuted girl—Penelope Featherington—in a desperate bid to salvage her reputation.

    Who cared about a twenty-seven-year age gap, anyway?
    Apparently, Colin did.

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    21 Jul 2025