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Something Borrowed, Something New by Alien_problems00
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
03 Apr 2026
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“Yo P, have you talked to that girl yet?” Amethyst asked casually from the bar where she was sitting.
“What?”
“The girl from the garage band who gave you her phone number? We broke the law to chase her down?”
Oh.
Pearl remembers. She gets butterflies just thinking about it. She didn't answer. She hasn't talked to her yet. Frankly, she never thought she would. “Oh my god, do you really not remember? It was two nights ago! She looked like-”“Yes I remember her Amethyst.” Pearl didn't want to turn around. She was blushing merely at the thought of that girl. She just kept scrubbing the dishes.
“Well? Did you call her?” Amethyst seemed much more interested in this conversation now then when she initially started it. She sounded like she was leaning over the counter with eyes wide as starships.
“...No. I haven't called her.”
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Amethyst eggs Pearl on to call Mystery Girl and see what could come of it.
Spoiler: something comes of it
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Ford refuses to take a goddamn break on the portal and gets so upset that he has a meltdown. So Fiddleford drags him upstairs by the teeth. They have a domestic moment, Fiddleford thinks they have come to an understanding. At least he hopes.
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Reki is struggling with his mental health after being hurt so many times. He feels like he can't trust people. He never allows himself to get too close. Until the blue haired boy came into his life. He loves him so much but keeps denying himself. He's scared. Langa is different though. When will reki be able to see it?
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Mens sana in corpore sano by OneStepOnly
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
05 Jul 2026
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Simon discovers there is porn on the Hail Mary.
Turns out Stratt really put ALL internet on the ship.
(Grace gets kind of ooc but idc)Bookmarked by Alien_problems00
07 Jul 2026
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Ones and Zeroes and Lust by Chaifootsteps
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
28 Jun 2026
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Pomni and Jax take off camping, do a little stupid sauce, get candid, and fool around.
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- Part 2 of Funny Cartoon Bodies
Bookmarked by Alien_problems00
02 Jul 2026
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Sweetalker by Sic_itur_ad_astra2109
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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Grace has always had a bad habit of getting much too engrossed in his work, often fogetting to eat, drink, or even sleep for days on end unless specifically prompted. Even so, Simon has been struggling to get him to focus on literally anything else as of late. but, there is just one thing that might just work.
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Ryland Grace is a workaholic and Simon has to sweetalk his ass 💔
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- Part 1 of ˗ˏˋ ★┆𝐵𝓁𝑜𝑜𝒹𝓎𝑀𝒶𝓇𝓎 ˎˊ˗
Bookmarked by Alien_problems00
20 Jun 2026
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Take it slow, take it easy on me by Sic_itur_ad_astra2109
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 May 2026
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While rummaging throught the storage aboard the Hail Mary, Grace finds a couple of Ilyukhina's bags of vodka that he must've missed, well what better use of it now then to share some with Simon, right?
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Simon might have left out some important details pretaining to his radiation exposure aboard the SM-13
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They get drunk and they fuck (with a twist) have at it freaks
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- Part 2 of ˗ˏˋ ★┆𝐵𝓁𝑜𝑜𝒹𝓎𝑀𝒶𝓇𝓎 ˎˊ˗
Bookmarked by Alien_problems00
20 Jun 2026
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extracurricular activities by sunsetsundae
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 May 2026
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Ryland Grace is a simple man. He likes science, his job, chinese food, and the hot Welding teacher on the opposite side of campus.
Wait, wait, forget about that last one.
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Bookmarked by Alien_problems00
19 Jun 2026