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“Jesus,” he blurted. “What—?”
“Sorry, sorry,” she interrupted, closing her eyes and pressing a hand to her forehead. “I just…sorry, give me a second to clear my head.”
She refused to explain why the first thing he’d seen when entering her mind was a rather vivid recollection of her last masturbation session. How embarrassing. She thought about walking in a forest – the least sexy thing she could think of – and then doubled down by picturing herself in the Quidditch stands at Hogwarts. In the rain. In January.
“Okay.” She exhaled and met his eyes again. “Okay, it’s safe now. Go ahead.”
He looked dubious but raised his wand and spoke the incantation again.
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Or, Hermione can't remember an important piece of intel and so Draco is assigned to help find it.
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- Part 1 of Try Not To Come
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20 Jul 2026
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The ice-cold mist assaulted him first, contrasting with the comparatively warm air and highlighting exactly how terrible his next two minutes were about it be. Was it worth it? To step under the spray and snuff out a little bit of his happiness forever?
He thought of the look she would send him as he walked into the Great Hall, the way her gaze always found his and held for a tiny, infinitesimal moment before she was either drawn back into conversation, or completed whatever eating-or-drinking action she’d been midway through, or—beautifully, disastrously—sent a tiny smile over at him.
The shiver that wracked through him had nothing to do with the goosebumps pricking along his entire body. The ache in his groin was unending.
Fuck.
He stepped under the spray.
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Or, Draco resorts to a cold shower or two.
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- Part 4 of Try Not To Come
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20 Jul 2026
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In the Spirit of Furthering Education by Zeebee3 for charingfae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jan 2026
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“You implied you’d be open to teaching Malfoy how to—” Pansy hesitated for the barest second. “—eat.”
“You can call it cunnilingus, if you prefer,” Hermione offered, then refocused. “But…yes, I suppose I did.”
Malfoy stared at her as if she’d just declared herself not only a secret Pureblood but also a die-hard supporter of Voldemort.
She didn’t think it was truly that shocking that she’d want to teach him a thing or two, even if the subject happened to be rather personal.
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Or, a game of Truth or Dare reveals that Hermione is the only one with any sexual experience. And, naturally, she's quite happy to share her knowledge.
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- Part 2 of Virgin Draco
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19 Jul 2026
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Draco Malfoy's Friday To-Do List:
Survive another day working opposite Hermione Granger without spontaneously combusting from his devastating crush.
Intercept a tacky Valentine's card meant for her. (For her own safety, obviously).
Accidentally inhale a full dose of a powdered lust potion from said card.
Suffer the deeply humiliating, full-body, and extremely delicious consequences for the next 48 hours.
Try not to moan when she touches you.
Failure on all counts is imminent. It's going to be a long weekend.
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09 Jun 2026
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“Wait... You’re the one I’ve been singing to?” said Hermione, dismayed.
“Sweet Merlin, Granger!” Malfoy bent to grab at the fallen shower curtain, hand straying from its important task of concealing an erection that, in Hermione’s opinion, seemed rather keen on remaining visible. “Can we do this another time?!”- Language:
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31 May 2026