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"Stay back! Don't come..don't come any closer! Please don't! Wh..what are you doing?" he let out a little laugh when Derek started to play with his toes "Ah-haha, no, please, don't, that tickles!" Derek's hand traveled from Stiles' toes to his leg "No, get off, get off!" ...to his belt "GET OFF!" he kicked Derek in the face, leaving him confused and aching, looking at Stiles with a scowl.
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Talented Tongue by miss_pebbles
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
22 Sep 2025
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It starts with one offhand comment in the middle of a battle:
Our swordsman has quite the talented tongue.
She even winks—winks!—and suddenly Robin’s words have shaken Sanji’s worldview indefinitely.
Later, he finds out that apparently everyone on this goddamn ship has kissed the idiot mosshead at least once.
Everyone.
Except him.
And now it’s driving him mad.
Because of course he wants to try—just to see what the big deal is, obviously.
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15 Jun 2026
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A Cyborg's Guide to Dating on a Budget by strawhatbougie
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2025
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Zoro’s broke and in need of a cheap yet effective way to confess his feelings to Sanji before the love-cook beats him to it.
Enter Franky: the perfect man for the job.
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14 Jun 2026
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Do you ever have one of those days where you are horny to the point of distraction?
Sanji was having one of those days. Well… more like he was having one of those weeks. And it was starting to become a problem.
A smutty oneshot. Sanzo
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05 Jun 2026
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Zoro, Sanji, and how they learn to be greater than the sum of their parts.
Or: in which Sanji steps in front of Zoro again in Sabaody. They both get sent to Kuraigana Island.
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20 May 2026
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Paradisio Grand Resort Welcomes YOU!
Held biannually, the Paradisio Grand Couples Retreat is a seven day intensive stay for couples from all walks of life at any stage of their journey. Relax, recharge, and regroup in the most scenic of locales, and prepare to reap the rewards of your dedication to the process in an abundance of love everlasting.“Gross."
Nami rolls her eyes and pushes the brochure back into his chest. “You’re going,” she says curtly.
Zoro barks a laugh and flips the brochure over, “Yeah okay, I’ll get right on that…”
“With Sanji.”
“Fuck off,” Zoro laughs again. When Nami’s expression doesn’t crack, his amused grin fades. “Fuck off.”
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29 Apr 2026