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Be the one blue boy by Always_never_call11
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Larry Stylinson - Fandom
26 Apr 2023
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Harry was a simple man......
He liked something he took it. Whether he had to use money or power for it, he had plenty of both. The only unfortunate one here was louis who caught Harry's attention.Harry didn't need to do much convincing for louis to go with him. He just needed some sleeping pills and a key to louis' house.
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and the dudes are lining up cuz they hear I got swagger by delouisonal
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Chicken Shop Date (TV)
15 Apr 2026
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Louis Tomlinson is used to this, he swears. The cameras flashing, the interviewers prodding, cold smiles pressed into cocktails to hide disdains, too-flirty celebs off the rails in the after parties. Recently out of a serious long-term relationship, that he swears, was supposed to last for eternity, he isn't even looking for love.
But then he comes face to face with him, electric, charming, a little silly and Louis lets himself feel, completely unguarded. Harry Styles, the newest internet sensation going viral for his YouTube show Chicken Shop Date and his dry humour waits for him in the loo at a random party like the light at the end of the tunnel and Louis? He's mesmerised, he laughs more than he has in the last few months. The universe makes them cross paths again.
And again.
Featuring out of the pocket meet-cute, smokey after parties, clumsy, leggy boys in too short shorts, awkward dance moves that get certain someone hot and bothered, a Kesha song and a whole lot of fries?
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AU loosely inspired by Andrew Garfied and Amelia Dimoldenberg's insane chemistry on Chicken Shop Date- Language:
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Bookmarked by Always_never_call11
09 May 2026
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“This is a trap,” Jisung says.
Minho’s smile curves, sly. “What if it is?”
“I’m supposed to open it and there’s—what, a dildo? A gloved finger? A coupon for backseat handjobs?”
“You really think I’d hand you a dildo in a bag.”
“I think you’re capable of anything,” Jisung mutters—then pries it open anyway.
No dildo.
Just a sandwich. A gorgeous sandwich—fresh sourdough stacked with mozzarella, tomato, basil, and a suspicious drizzle of balsamic. A little container of fruit. A cookie. And a napkin.
With his name on it. In sharpie. Smiley face and everything.
“What the fuck,” Jisung says.
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Bookmarked by Always_never_call11
13 Jan 2026
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“Wait!” Jisung yelled out, grabbing his shoulder.
Minho turned around, eyebrow raised again, and clearly done with the conversation. And Jisung couldn’t blame him.
But this might’ve been his only opportunity to get some experience.
“I need your help.”
Minho just stared at him, blinking at him over and over. “With what?”
“I need you to have sex with me.”
Or what happens when Jisung makes a deal with his nerdy classmate Minho to teach him about sex, all so he can win over his crush who’s not into virgins?
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Bookmarked by Always_never_call11
13 Jan 2026
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“What if we did?” He asks.
“What?” Jisung looks at him. His eyes shine with hope that Minho doesn’t want to crush.
“Went somewhere,” Minho says as the idea comes to him. “Somewhere out of town where no one knows us. Spring break’s coming up soon.”
Jisung’s brows shoot up. “Yeah?” He all but squeaks in anticipation.
“The coast is a few hours away,” Minho continues. His heart rate picks up speed as the words come to mind and instantly leave his mouth. “We could drive down to one of the less popular beaches. Just us.”
Jisung pulls back to face him fully. He’s skeptical, but his face has already lit up. “You’re serious?”
“Yeah,” Minho says, forcing a smile. “Why not?”
Was it worth it?
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11 Jan 2026
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Jisung has... considered men before.
The problem isn't that the object of Jisung's desire this time happens to be a man.
It's that it happens to be a clown.
Red-nosed, white-faced, purple-haired, balloon-sculpting, robot-dancing clown who just launched himself into a cartwheel competition with one of the kids and failed miserably, only landing on his plush ass in the grass and honking his clown nose in defeat.
Felix would never let him live it down.
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Bookmarked by Always_never_call11
27 Dec 2025