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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Crowley is a regular participant in the Cooper’s Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake. Aziraphale is the baffled paramedic waiting for him at the bottom.

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    Aziraphale took one look at the grinning lunatic in sunglasses, which had stayed on his face despite all laws of physics, and knew by the way he clutched at his arm as he limped his way upright that he’d probably managed to break it whilst pinwheeling down 200 meters of nearly thirty degree slope at speeds faster than Aziraphale was comfortable peddling his bicycle on relatively flat ground. Even more perplexing than the fact that he’d done this in the first place was the fact that once he’d done it, and had suffered the easily foreseen and very painful consequences, he wasn’t immediately rushing himself to the nearest ambulance. Instead, he turned towards the officiant at the line and yelled “Oi, did I win?!”

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    01 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Crowley loves to swim. If asked, he probably wouldn’t be able to say exactly why; he’s just always felt more at home in water than on dry land. Mostly, he thinks, it’s the monotony, the back and forth, back and forth, surging ever forwards between two walls, steady and unending, the unrelenting rhythm soothing the race of spiralling thoughts that plague his every waking moment. That’s probably it. It has absolutely nothing to do with the new hot lifeguard who volunteers on a Friday afternoon. Nope, definitely not.

     

    Crowley has a crush on the new lifeguard at his pool and does everything he can to catch his attention.

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    01 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    Crowley discovers Aziraphale is in love with him via the least dignified method imaginable: an open Sims 4 save file where their characters are married, living in a cottage together, and raising several virtual children.

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    27 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Aziraphale just wanted to confirm whether the binding on an 18th-century Johnson was original.
    Crowley listed it on eBay as: “old book, bit dusty, still works.”
    One scandalized message thread, one local pickup, and several pots of tea later, Aziraphale finds himself with a new book, a new neighbor, and possibly,just possibly a new romance.

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    26 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Human AU.

    Food critic Anthony J. Crowley is a demon behind a keyboard; one who is not above destroying restaurants that doesn’t live up to his standards.

    So what happens when he stumbles into a coffee shop where the barista refuses him his usual six shots of espresso?

    Could he possibly meet someone interesting there?

    Updated with a second chapter: Crowley takes Aziraphale out for dinner.

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    25 Jun 2026