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The Foxes all work at Palmetto McDonald’s and Neil’s arch nemesis of a customer, Riko Moriyama, has a fucking dead body bag in the backseat of his uncles’s BMW while visting the drive-thru (and the body isn't dead?).
Or Neil should never work in customer service, no one should’ve elected Andrew as a manager, Wymack doesn’t have the heart to fire them all when he really should, and Seth haunts the place as a ghost that no one can be fucked getting rid of.
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11 Dec 2023
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Wilbur is a familiar. Destined for a witch, a gift for the magic-wielding by Nature. He rose from the wild and he’d return there with his witch—should he ever find one.
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Wilbur doesn't have a witch. It isn't surprising to him, given his village was rather unaccepting of magic, but the fact still digs a hole in his heart. A pink-haired traveler seems to fill it, but that's ridiculous. A witch wouldn't come through this town.
OR: twinsduo witch/familiar au centered around loneliness
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08 Sep 2023
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I Could Be Your Drug, And You Be My Addiction by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Jan 2023
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The casino is empty, a rare sight. The only reason there are no customers is because some construction needs to start soon and it isn't safe to have people in the building.
"We need to leave." Tommy points out, words muffled by Wilbur's stupid fancy dress shirt. Wilbur grumbles in discontent, but pulls away. Tommy takes the opportunity to put the cleaning materials back where they belong before turning to face the man again.
"Am I driving you home, love?" Wilbur asks, slinging an arm over his shoulders and pulling him away from the bar and towards the break room. "Yeah, I don't think the busses are running and I'm tired anyway." Tommy mumbles, slipping out from under Wilbur's arm to take his things from his locker.
Wilbur takes his hand once he slings his backpack over one shoulder, walking with him out of the casino.
Or; SBI are a mafia, Tommy has known since he started working at their front. They don't know he knows.
Title from Hope by Ashbury Heights.
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- Part 19 of Dadbur brainrot
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19 Mar 2023
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A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Dec 2022
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Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.
Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.
Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.
Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.
Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.
Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.
Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
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- Part 1 of A Con Artist Universe
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29 Apr 2022
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If Three Kids Try to Stop You From Robbing a Gas Station, Kidnap Them by higherpich
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Mar 2022
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“And will that be cash or card?”
“Neither.”
Phil pulls out a gun.
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Supervillain!Phil stops by a gas station late at night to get some cigarettes for free. To his surprise, three children who call themselves heroes completely change his plans for the night. After trying to rob a gas station, Phil finds himself three adorable children to care for.
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28 Apr 2022