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    "What is this about, you wonder? For heroes as good and important as them, it surely must be some very delicate subject that could divide them like this. If you think so, congratulations, you fell straight into the lies feed to you by the Justice League propaganda. Because, as heroics they are, they are before anything else, children. Children stuck into superpowered adult bodies. A very dangerous and foreign concept, I’m afraid. So no, the Justice League is not arguing about the protection of the Earth or how the capitalism is the root of every problem mankind has to face, but about a stupid game of Fuck, Marry, Kill."

    Or : your classic fanfic of the Justice League playing Fuck, Marry, Kill and throwing the name of Bruce Wayne while Batman is dying of embarrassment.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Funny, crying.

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    The others started shrugging or nodding their agreement, and Clark felt his heart start to pick up. He’d covered the league’s press release, even though there were dozens of other reporters there. Still, he and Lois had been in the news recently for winning a Pulitzer prize on an article about Luthor’s hiring practices, but Vicki Vale had also been there and Jimmy is admittedly attractive. However, Iris West, Cat Grant, and Chloe Sullivan had also been there! Usually, people never even noticed Clark Ke-

    “Fuck, marry, kill, Lois Lane, Clark Kent, and Vicki Vale.”

    Or: The Justice League plays Fuck, Marry, Kill, but Clark Kent is on the roster instead of Bruce Wayne.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    A fuck, marry kill from Clarks POV?!?! Sign me the fuck up! It´s so funny!

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    Bruce finds endless amusement in using his public Brucie Wayne persona to mess with JLA.

    Or, Bruce and Clark's developing relationship as seen through snapshots of Bruce being a little shit.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    A fuck, marry, kill fit never disappoints me. This one is one of the funniest ones I've read.

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    We all know that one tumblr FMK post, this was written ages ago but I wanna post it now,
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    Bruce wanted to die, or at least that's how watching the Justice league play fuck marry kill felt.
    Damn Superman for suggesting Bruce Wayne,
    Damn Superman for getting the leaguers drunk enough to play fuck marry kill,
    and Damn Superman for describing Bruce's ass like it was a piece of art in front of him!

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Fucking hilarious fuck, marry, kill! Cried laughing!!