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    May: it's a weighted voting system, your vote has more weight if you have a queer parent

    Denny: so i have the most voting power

    Harry: which usually works out because denny is the most sensible of us

    May: harry and i get one vote, denny gets two and chris gets an honorary vote

    Ravi: why an honorary vote?

    Chris: i have a bisexual buck

    Denny: duhhhh

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “Hollander,” Ilya replied stiffly, trying his best to school his tone. “You never call me.”

    “I need–nngh–“ he panted out.

    Ilya froze, all of the questions in his head like “What are you doing?” and “Why are you calling me?” and “Why haven’t we spoken in so long?” immediately dissipating because that didn’t matter, not when it sounded like–

    “Are…are you touching yourself, Hollander?” Ilya asked, voice dropping low.

    “N-no,” Shane whimpered and fuck he missed hearing him like this. His thready breaths alone made Ilya grab at his sheets, his dick immediately perking up in interest. “I’m not–I’m not touching. I’m–fuck–”

    “You’re what?” Ilya demanded. “Finish the sentence.”

    “I’m humping a pillow.” The admission hung heavy in the air, and for a split second, Ilya lost all ability to speak.

    Shane Hollander wakes up with a vagina and can't get himself off. He calls the one person who can help him.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    “No underwear,” Ilya murmured, his voice thick with implication. “You’ve been like this all day? Waiting for me?”

    “No...” Shane mumbles before a sudden moan escapes at the feeling of Ilya entering him so easily.

    Ilya simply shifted his hips and pushed forward, “You are a liar, hm?” Ilya taunted him, whispering close to his ear, “I know you’re just a desperate slut. You don’t need to lie.”

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    One random evening Shane tells Ilya to ditch the condoms, and what follows is a week of Ilya fucking Shane until his pussy's sore.

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    29 May 2026

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    "From a little basket of blankets, she stared at him as he stepped through the doorway. Her bright yellow eyes reflected the light. She'd been waiting for him, it felt like. She tried to stand, and fell down in the blankets. Shane had rushed to her side. Her bright eyes, amber with wide black irises, looked at him with such trust. It was one of Shane’s favourite memories of his childhood."

    Or: Shane Hollander has a calico cat.

    Takes place over Heated Rivalry & The Long Game

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    24 May 2026