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    A continuation of Stolitz's (and others) stories after the conclusion of the season 2 finale "Sinsmas" of Helluva Boss, where in Stolas and Blitz establish a genuine relationship, featuring the struggles they face and victories they achieve as a couple.

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  1. Public Bookmark 82

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    He isn’t expecting the way Valentino walks, for some reason. Maybe it’s the extra limbs. Maybe it’s the wings. Maybe it’s the heels. Vox had skipped briefly through a few of the slut’s movies, for research, and isn’t expecting the way Valentino moves in person to feel so…

    Different.

    “…You must be my four o’clock,” he says, standing and offering a hand. Oh, shit, he’s huge. Valentino towers over him, easily would without the stripper heels. Vox is not afraid of heights.

    ~

    (in the same universe as "Hail, Horrors, Hail," but absolutely not necessary to read for this one)

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    10 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Overwhelmed by their combined efforts, Blitzø’s defenses crumble. The usual bravado and sarcastic retorts fade, replaced by a raw vulnerability. He is guided to the lavish master bedroom, a space designed for ultimate indulgence. There, the power dynamic is absolute. Stolas's patient, possessive control, and Fizzarolli’s energetic, demanding theatrics leave no room for Blitzø to resist. He is made to relinquish all control, an experience that is both terrifying and secretly thrilling for the imp who is always shouldering the burden of leadership.

    Caught between Fizz's relentless physical dominance and Stolas's deep, intoxicating sensuality, Blitzø's resistance crumbles. He is completely at their mercy, forced to surrender control in a way he never has before. The encounter leaves him breathless and pliant, a rare-seen vulnerability exposed as Fizz and Stolas stand over him, victorious in their collaborative conquest.

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    04 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Blitzø is a disheveled, rule-breaking imp cop with a sharp tongue and a knack for solving cases through sheer chaos and instinct. He is a loose cannon, but his methods get results. Stolas, a sheltered and overly formal royal demon, is brought in as a consultant for a high-profile case involving stolen magical artifacts. Stolas' prim demeanor and constant corrections immediately annoy Blitzø, while Stolas is both fascinated and horrified by Blitzø's reckless behavior.

    As they work together, Blitzø’s chaotic energy clashes with Stolas' meticulous, by-the-book approach. However, Blitzø begins to notice that Stolas isn’t just a stuffy rich guy—he is deeply lonely and yearns for adventure. Stolas starts to admire Blitzø’s raw passion and dedication to justice, even if it is messy. Their arguments slowly turn into playful banter, and they develop an unexpected camaraderie… leaving room for something more to bloom.

    (Heavy divergence from canon Policemen AU—inspired by the 2025 Valentine’s official merch. I.M.P. never happened; Blitzø’s path in life got him into the Slothian police force. All other secondary characters or key plot events from canon are still present, but adapted to the AU’s setting)

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    27 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 98

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    Lucifer promptly stood up, lifting Alastor and depositing him in his abandoned seat. “Okay yeah,” he said, taking a long step away from Alastor, to join Niffty behind Charlie’s legs. “I think Husk’s right. That’s not Alastor.”

    ~*~

    After an argument where Lucifer bemoans that he wishes Alastor were nicer, he wakes up to find an Alastor from an alternate reality has taken his place. Where his Alastor is salty, this one is sickeningly sweet, the kind of partner Lucifer always thought he wanted. But as he works to right his magical wrongs, he may just learn what it was he truly loved about his Alastor, thorns and all.

    Written for the Radioapple Big Bang, ft. art from Akuma LiChan and Rollzee.

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    17 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    I.M.Pizza is finally seeing a bit more business, but when their delivery driver rage-quits in the middle of her shift, Blitzø has to quickly pick up the pieces herself. Fearing what a negative review from a Goetic princess might do to them, Blitzø is willing to do anything to keep business' reputation from tanking - and maybe she needed to let off some steam herself.

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    AKA, the one with the pizza delivery sex trope

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    12 Sep 2025