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    It was not the Elvis impersonator compelled to sing “Love Me Tender” into his crotch that finally broke him. It was the man dressed up as a werewolf humping his leg.

    A girl is isekai’d into the body of a werewolf right when Klaus is committing werewolf genocide. She survives the transformation pre-learning of Elena’s continued existence.

    The world will never be the same.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    It was strange, but it was there.
    In the darkness of Hogwarts, you are my comfort, my grounding, my everything.
    And my heart was yours, in anyway and every way possible.
    Yet...
    Yet...
    They had taken you away from me.
    Dumbledore...
    Voldemort...
    And every single person out there.
    They had yanked you from my embrace.
    And now you are cold... So cold...
    So, let me warm you up, yes?
    Let me burn them, so that your body can regain its warmth.

    If the world robs you from me, I'll light it on fucking fire. 

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    21 Jun 2025

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    Immortality is not a gift. It is the slow burn of memory, of guilt, of watching the world forget.

    The war is over. The hero has won. But not in the way the stories tell it.

    Harry Potter did not die in the Forbidden Forest. He mastered the Elder Wand and ended the war with power, not sacrifice. Voldemort was defeated—but not destroyed. A final Horcrux remains, buried inside Harry like a secret scar. And so a prison is built. Deep underground. Magic-proof. Eternal.

    And Harry volunteers to guard it.

    Centuries pass. History turns to myth. Outside, the world heals. Inside, two men remain—one frozen in time, the other unable to leave.

    This is not a redemption story.
    This is obsession. Penance. The intimacy of watching a monster fade into silence—and realising too late he may not be the only one left.

    A dark, gothic romance about memory, mercy, and what it means to be the last witness to your own ruin.

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    20 Jun 2025

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    Cursed spirits are usually born knowing what they were supposed to do, apparently.

    "Apparently" is pretty dubious because Obito was not exactly born but more like spat out of death's stomach with absolutely no idea of what to do next.

    On the upside (more like downside) there's a Kakashi-look alike with a god complex and Obito really wants to fist fight god.

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    There's a new curse that Gojo Satoru has the perfect conspiracy theory for. (To be fair, no one takes interdimensional ninja into account.)

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    12 Sep 2024

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    The first time Satoru meets Zen’in Obito is when they’re four turned five and six soon to turn seven, respectively.

    Satoru wouldn't come to know his name until their second meeting.

    Satoru also wouldn't come know that Zen'in Obito was going to change the world until much, much later.

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    The story of how Uchiha Obito gets a second chance at life, gains two sisters, changes a few lives, and somewhere along the line, alters the trajectory of the world (actually for the better this time).

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    12 Sep 2024

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