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“I wanted dinner. With someone who wouldn’t— who doesn’t—”
“Talk?” he offered.
She huffed a laugh. “Think. Much. Loudly. In my vicinity.”
A pause, wry and weightless. “I can be remarkably stupid on request.”
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Hermione Granger’s latest experiment in the Department of Mysteries goes, technically speaking, catastrophically tits-up. The result? She can suddenly hear everyone’s thoughts. It’s a nightmare.
Except Draco Malfoy’s.
Around him, the world goes silent — blissfully, impossibly silent.
So she clings to him for relief; he pretends he’s not quietly losing his mind over her; the Brains in jars judge them both; and feelings start happening without anyone’s permission.
Magical neuroscience, catastrophic intimacy, and one very besotted Auror who never stood a chance.- Language:
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01 Apr 2026
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Why was Malfoy in Marrakesh? In the very week the Ministry had chosen for her business trip? It had to be coincidence. Or maybe kismet. Which in the Islamic belief meant something like divine dispensation or predestined fate. But in relation to Malfoy and her, that didn't make much sense. And it was bollocks anyway.
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03 Jan 2024
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It's Valentine's Day and the Ministry has cooked up a new type of torture in the form of a 'Muggle Movie Valentine's Mixer'. Romantic film character costumes are required and though Hermione Granger hates Valentine's Day, it's mandatory - so she's decided to re-purpose an old Halloween costume and go as Buttercup from The Princess Bride. Unbeknownst to her, her annoying(ly hot) co-worker Draco Malfoy is planning something from the same film... When they see each other at the party, snark erupts and sparks fly. Whatever will they do to work out the unbearable tension???
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11 Dec 2023
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Chaperone Chaos, Mistletoe Madness: A Yule Ball Tale by scullymurphy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2023
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Professors Malfoy and Granger hate each other. They're also chaperoning the Yule Ball, where Erotogenic Mistletoe makes a timely appearance.
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11 Dec 2023
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Two Hogwarts professors spend an entire academic year trying to convince themselves - and everyone else - that they aren’t completely, irrevocably in love with each other.
Their success rates vary.
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11 Feb 2023