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Unknown Number
Its been 24 hours you can stop nowRose
Who’s this ??
Stop what ??Unknown Number
Holding him hostage~
Rose receives a text message from an unknown number claiming to be Shane's ex. In Ilya's defense, impulse control was never one of his strong suits.
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Bookmarked by EggsyOverEasy (AudreyJeanne312)
12 Jun 2026
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When Maya Hollander has an emergency, she does exactly what her dad always told her to do: call the fire department.
The problem? The emergency is her Russian homework.
Or: one phone call, one very confused dad, and an unexpectedly helpful firefighter.
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- Part 5 of hockey didn't happen
Bookmarked by EggsyOverEasy (AudreyJeanne312)
11 Jun 2026
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After insulting a suspiciously vindictive fortune teller at a street fair, Ilya Rozanov wakes up cursed with the ability to hear people’s thoughts through touch.
Which becomes a serious problem when he discovers his coworker Shane Hollander, who supposedly can’t stand him, is apparently thinking about him in extremely inappropriate ways constantly.
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- Part 1 of all signs point to you
- Part 3 of hockey didn't happen
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Bookmarked by EggsyOverEasy (AudreyJeanne312)
11 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander Rozanov is many things: a devoted father, a loving husband, and currently, a pregnant omega stranded in a restaurant with his three-year-old daughter because nobody believes he's married to the owner.
Or: Shane loses his wallet, the police get called, and Ilya slowly loses his mind.
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- Part 6 of hockey didn't happen
Bookmarked by EggsyOverEasy (AudreyJeanne312)
11 Jun 2026
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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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Bookmarked by EggsyOverEasy (AudreyJeanne312)
10 Jun 2026