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Thank You For Your Cooperation by AuthorAuthor
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 May 2022
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When Dr. Jane Foster opens a trans dimensional portal in London and promptly disappears through it, Natasha Romanov and the other Avengers are called in to help Thor find her. One unplanned trip to Asgard later, they’re back on Earth and saddled with a God of Lies who’s been stripped of his magic, plus an urgent mission to stop Malekith and his Dark Elves before the All-Father can step in and interfere.
But even after some strong words from his mother (who isn’t angry, just very disappointed) Loki is still keeping secrets. There’s no doubt about it, the Avengers can’t trust him.
But hey… Natasha hasn’t trusted anyone since she left Department X, so why would that be a problem?
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- Part 3 of War Is The Father
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The Overloaded Enterprise by AuthorAuthor
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies)
17 Jan 2016
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After they save the whales, Captain Kirk and the crew of the new starship Enterprise just... keep going back.
Conservation work is a hard habit to shake.
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The Wise Child by AuthorAuthor
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
12 Jun 2015
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“Thor begins to chatter, making plans for the afternoon – half-baked suggestions, soon made and quickly discarded. It is plain that he has left the treasure room and Father’s story far behind. Thor is forever leaving things behind, whether they are objects like his cloak or boots or wooden practise sword, or ideas, memories, and thoughts. His mind is not lingering on the snow and ice of Midgard and the brutal cold of Jotunheim as their father had described it. Nor is he paying attention to anything other than himself, and so Loki is the first to see their mother standing just outside the treasure room doors.”
After Frigga overhears Odin telling a young Thor and Loki about Asgard’s war with Jotunheim, she takes the opportunity to teach Loki an important lesson. Unfortunately the lesson he takes away from their conversation is not the one she had in mind…
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- Part 2 of War Is The Father
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The One That I Want by AuthorAuthor
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
21 Nov 2014
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“A message from Asgard’s just come down the pipe, telling us that Lorelai has broken out of their prison and is heading here, so here’s what we’re going to do." Coulson took a felt-tipped pen from his pocket and popped the cap off as the intern struggled to set up the whiteboard. "We’re going to play ‘Hot or Not’ using a number of celebrity photographs of both sexes to find out which agents are attracted to women, and then keep those agents isolated until Lorelai has been contained. Any questions?”
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My Mother Would Be A Falconress by AuthorAuthor
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Sep 2014
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Loki is her consolation prize.
He is the last thing she expects when her husband returns from his wars, reeking of blood and unwashed leather, but the paternal instinct can soften even the most battle-hardened warrior. As he stands before her, clasping the Jotun-blue baby in his arms, the mighty All-Father looks as anxious as a mother cat trying to nurse a duckling.Frigga puts out her hands, accepts him for what he is: a replacement for the son Odin has claimed as his own. A prize, looted from the battlefield by the All-Father himself.
She looks down at the squalling, alien child, already made fretful by the heat of the room, and thinks: yes. This one will be mine.
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- Part 1 of War Is The Father
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War Is The Father by AuthorAuthor
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Thor (Movies)
22 May 2022
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War is the father of all things.
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It is not true that jockeys don't feel pain. We do. We just don't talk about it, even when our skeletons are torn out; we don't feel the pain until people say something hurtful like "why aren't there any horses," and then we have to take all of that toughness and try not to break down and sob, because we are bastards and bastards don't cry, because if bastards start crying even a little bit then they just end up laying on the floor drinking their full bodyweight in brandy, empty, pitied; not having any horses at all, the horseless men of the horseless world.
Instead I said, "because when I put the menaces on people it works strangely well, because I'm so much smaller than them, and it makes them go, oh, look, he's so little and menacing, Gladys, give him a biscuit."
Then I thought about it some more and added, "And then I keep the biscuit."
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An abridged retelling of the 1965 Dick Francis novel “Odds Against.”
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31 Mar 2026
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Till tender is far too fierce for us, winter is almost here for us. Or: two boys from Brooklyn and how they gave up their personhood. One to be turned into a propaganda piece, and the other into a weapon.
But before they were tools belonging to sprawling superpowers, they belonged to eachother.
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19 Apr 2024
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"You all right?" she asks, not really listening to whatever grunt he makes in acknowledgement. His stubble has got tidied up, his neck shaved so that it all looks like a halfway respectable beard. He's wearing a grey suit with a darker grey button-up she's never seen before, but it doesn't look fresh, exactly. It almost seems like—
"No," she says, suspicion growing along with her grin as she watches him blush. It's a comprehensive one: starts at his neck — more visible now — and goes clear up to his hairline. His very messy hairline, even messier than usual. "Really?"
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- Part 2 of The Shipping Forecast
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16 Sep 2023
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Technically Q's name and personal details are classified and beyond the purview of field agents, but he's worked for Q branch for ten years and had gone by his actual name for eight of them. His identity is as much of a "secret" as his ineptitude at filing financial reports.
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03 Jan 2023
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Mayhem: The Chitauri Invasion by Gement for spiderfire
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Dec 2021
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Just imagine what insurance would have to cover in the MCU. Then imagine Mayhem trying to sell it to you.
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15 Jan 2022