Average_Aussie
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Demonic Tastes by Average_Aussie
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
29 Sep 2025
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Shinazugawa Genya was a pathetic excuse of a Demon Slayer: slow, weak, immature and someone who held onto the idea that his elder brother would someday forgive him for his heinous actions even though Sanemi had quiet literally told Genya that he had no family - especially Genya for that matter.
Regardless, Genya pushes towards in an attempt to make things right between him and his only remaining immediate family member. Even if that meant carrying around Demon blood in little vials that he could chug at any moments necessary.
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Genya knows that he is slowly killing himself with every drop of Demon blood that he injests and yet, he cannot find it within himself to care. All that matters is becoming a Hashira to propely get the chance to apologize and explain his side of the story to Sanemi.
If only his elder brother would hear him out before storming off.
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One day, while visiting the grave of Nohara Rin, Obito stumbles across a young girl terrifyingly like her. He decides to ensure she doesn’t meet the same fate.
As for Sakura? Sakura had no idea what she was awakening the day she went to visit her parents graves - but she never looked back. One way or another.
(Feat. Sakura raised by Obito and the Akatsuki, and her eventual return to Konoha and all those she left behind)
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18 Jul 2026
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Deidara was eating a protein bar on the go, which is how he had to eat most of his meals to satiate Sasori’s complete lack of patience. Then Sasori suddenly whipped around, grabbed Deidara’s face, and stuck one of Hiruko’s creepy old man fingers in his mouth.
“Hrng?” Deidara managed to say. This was… this was pretty weird. Not exactly violent, because Sasori wasn’t hurting him, but weird. Really weird.
“You’re chewing on one side,” Sasori accused like Deidara had committed some heinous crime instead of just innocently eating his lunch.
(Technically an exploration of Deidara’s relationship with both Sasori and Tobi, but also technically a crackfic about teeth.)
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18 Jul 2026
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“So, do you like, have your eye on anyone right now? Obito ran his hands through his hair, clearly nervous, “romantically, I mean.”
“No?”
“Good, yeah, that's good.”
Kakashi looked up from the ‘book’ he was reading (porn probably), raising an eyebrow with a small, mocking chuckle, “Good?” Why is that good?”
“Well, I think it would be bad if my husband had relationships with other people, wouldn’t it?” A painful and humorless laugh slipped out of his chest. He spoke quietly as if he knew the joke wouldn't land.
“I’m your what?”
“My husband, you have been for the past 8 years.”
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Obito Uchiha is confronted with a choice: take back his gift from Kakashi to keep the Kekkei Genkai within the clan, or marry the man he gave his Kekkei Genkai to. Too bad the leaders of the Uchiha clan failed to realize that the choice was far too easy in Obito’s eyes.
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17 Jul 2026
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"—not kill him, understood?!" Obito growls in exasperation.
There's a displeased grunt and the sound of metal clicking against teeth.
"As much as I would like to agree with you, Genma," Raidō tries civilly, "we can use him for information. I just don't... I just don't understand why he's dressed in pajamas..."
There's a prolonged silence following that statement. Kakashi can practically feel their eyes burning into his skin. It isn't his fault that he ended up here, he doesn't even know how or why it happened in the first place, so if he is dressed for sleep, then the guys should cut him some slack.
Or Kakashi wakes up in a different world and he isn't sure if he likes what he finds there.
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17 Jul 2026
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[Inspired by Lie in Reverse by MoonlitNightin.]
During a mission, a power-hungry 12-year-old Sasuke discovers a mysterious scroll that promises to summon his future self to aid him in defeating Itachi. Eager for power, he activates it—only for the scroll to summon not one, but two versions of his future self: his 17 and 32-year-old counterparts that, to his dismay, want the opposite.
(Or, how Old Man Sasuke changes the plot by being an awkward dad, Teenage Sasuke coping with his horrifying trauma, and Kid Sasuke realizing that he's more thankful for his friends than he ever wanted to be.)
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16 Jul 2026