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    Tommy Innit may not be the most well-behaved kid or even the best person at times, but he certainly deserves better than to be abducted by aliens. Luckily for him, the aliens didn't seem to expect him to be able to break out of the stupid cage they stuffed him in and destroy their ship from the inside out.

    Now he just has to figure out where to go from here.

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    Philza just wants to fly his cargo ship with his two sons, he's left behind all the excitement of his old life, so when he hears rumors of a human crash landing on the trading post where they are docked, he gathers up what he had managed to get and takes off again.

    This time with a stowaway.

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    06 Jun 2021

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    “Hey kid, sorry I didn't see you there. How can I help you?”

    The kid shoots up and he looks scared out of his mind for a second before scowling. “I’m not a fuckin’ kid,” he snaps. Wilbur laughs softly, the kids eyes are blue, they remind him of Phil.

    “Right, how can I help you?”

    The kids’ bristling demeanor dies down instantly and he looks suddenly much more nervous. The kids posture is shit, Wilbur notices, his shoulders are up and slouched over his chest almost protectively. He starts fidgeting with sleeves of his shirt and he quickly but quietly pulls out a five dollar bill, he slides it across the bar to Wilbur.

    “Could I have a- could I get a-“ He pauses, shakes his head and looks up.
    “Hamburger and sweet potato fries,” He says it with a confident voice but scared eyes and body language.

     

    or phil, techno, and wilbur own a diner and tommy becomes a regular customer. one found family arc later and they adopt him

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    06 Jun 2021

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    "“That's not a cat.”

    “No,” Phil sighs for a second time, as if he also was disappointed, that the contents of the basket still hasn't changed in the last few seconds.

    The baby rubs its face with a small hand, then looks straight at Techno with large, bright eyes.

    “It's a boy,” Phil adds, in a slightly different tone.

    Techno frowns.

    The boy freezes, still staring at Techno. Then suddenly, makes a loud, screeching sound."

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    27 May 2021

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    It's always been Tommy and Wilbur, even when every sentient magical creature - seemingly, each one in this entire country - was out for Tommy's head. Even when Wilbur was nearly killed by a rampaging chimera, injured enough that a passing Technoblade saved his life by turning him into a vampire, it was still just Wilbur and Tommy.

    Until it isn't anymore.

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    Innit's a witch and his biggest bro is a vampire! No shenanigans to be had here, none at all...

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    26 May 2021

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    "That was Floaty. Or at least, that's what I'm calling him. Fucking kid won't tell us his name," Dream carried on like nothing had happened, and from beside Techno, Wilbur started wheezing like he was dying. "I think he's twelve or thirteen. Wind magic, he's quick and real snarky, very malnourished, blind-"

    "Wait, blind?" Techno peered harder at the communicator. Wilbur stopped laughing. "How the hell is he able to slip by you then?"

    "Uses the air currents like feelers, I think," Dream's breath was coming heavier as he carried on running. "Gets an idea of where things are in relation to him. He doesn't always get it right, sometimes there are cracks in things big enough to feel like an escape route and he slams into a wall. Or he doesn't angle close enough to the ground and trips on things. He's uh-" Dream flipped the communicator around, and Techno blinked as Bad flew through the air, screeching the whole way. "He's slippery."

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    TLDR: Blindinnit has wind magic and gets himself adopted by the Antarctic Empire's royal family.

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    26 May 2021