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    They were both adults, were they not? Lan Wangji did not know much about one-night stand etiquette, but he certainly knew what it meant when someone gave him a fake number. He would not push his company on Wei Ying, as it was unwanted. They could pretend, for this one dinner, to be perfectly normal adults with no sexual history, and that would be that.

     

    or, lwj meets his one-night stand at an unexpected place

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Wei Ying has been feeling like a grey, wrung-out, mildewed dishrag for a week when Lan Zhan slopes in from a trip to the store looking blank-faced and awkward and sets a pregnancy test down on the kitchen counter.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Wei Wuxian is about to strip out of his robe when he hears a sound. A quiet “ah”. Slowly and silently, he comes up around his privacy screen. He first looks under the bed, but there is no one. Wei Wuxian purses his lips. He could swear the sounds came from his room. His gaze travels to the closet. The door is slightly ajar. He goes over and throws the door open with his foot.
    “Gotcha!” Wei Wuxian blinks. The closet is empty. And squeaky clean. This is when he hears it again. It is strangely louder from inside the closet. Another muffled “ah”. He steps fully inside, pressing his ear against the back of the closet.
    Agh!”
    Startled, he jerks back. That sounds … He can’t quite place it, but somehow his face heats. It sounds like pain and at the same time not. Either way, something is going on! He concentrates.
    Then he hears it. Some kind of wet gliding noise in a short rhythm. Heavy breathing. It is faint, as if the person tries to muffle the sound. Another barely there “ah, ah” and suddenly Wei Wuxian knows what he’s hearing.
    He rips his ear back abruptly, staring at the wood, face heating even more.
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    Day 12 of the Hanguang-June Kinky Pride Anthology: Mutual Masturbation!

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    06 Jul 2026

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    There aren't many things that Wei Ying is certain of in life. Most days, he's not certain of even himself. But Lan Zhan has always been an exception to that. His level ground, unbudged through the worst of storms. Lan Zhan is the one certainty that keeps him grounded, the pillar Wei Ying leans on when the world feels like it's running away from him.

    And all of a sudden, his level ground felt titled. It was shaky and unbalanced.

    Wei Ying wasn't used to sharing Lan Zhan.

    Wei Ying performs a loyalty check for funsies. Lan Zhan accidentally flirts with Yiling Laozu.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    "Is it that important, Lan Zhan, this love that's eating you from the inside? Do you have to choose your tormentor over everyone?"

    Lan Wangji is coughing up flowers. Wei Wuxian is going out of his mind to find a cure. In a last ditch attempt to save him, he casts a curse to erase that person from his memory.

    He's not prepared for Lan Wangji to wake up and ask, "Who are you?"

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    04 Jul 2026