Berime



Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    “We welcome you,” the cultist is saying, breathlessly. “To the mortal realm, oh father of Chaos-”

    Bernard slowly raises his head, meets the cultist’s gaze, and he stutters to a stop. Tim’s breath catches, because Bernard smiles, manic and benevolent and totally devoid of humanity.

    The cultist, shaking with excitement or awe, bows his head. Bernard floats down, and reaches to delicately touch the side of the mask, cupping his face.

    “Stupid animal,” he says, kindly, “Why would I thank you for this?”

    The cultist starts to raise his head, confused.

    It’s not Bernard, says Tim’s brain, even though he already knew that, even though he was putting the pieces together the minute the knife flashed down, even though he shoved the knowledge away because it was unbearable to consider, it’s not Bernard, and it’s only that thought that keeps him from fumbling when vines explode from the cultist’s eyeball.

    At the ritual altar, Bernard gets possessed by Dionysus. Nobody liked that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,670
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    262
    Kudos:
    3,034
    Bookmarks:
    981
    Hits:
    26,757

    07 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 16

    Tags
    Summary

    You guess seven spacebar presses. It logs you in first try. Smartass OS, dumbass password.

    Or: you are Avery. You are about to make a series of mistakes. The worst part of it all is easily that you’ve somehow made it completely impossible to screw things up for yourself ever again.
    And that’s saying a lot, because you’ve been a fuckup on purpose for a very long time.

    (ps: i wrote this on a self-destructing memo.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,202
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    407

    19 Apr 2026

  3. Rec 7

    Summary

    AG67 and CL16 exist in the same universe! Things change.

    Words:
    21,056
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    7

    17 Apr 2026

  4. Rec 5

    Tags
    Summary

    Avery was the first to reach the cave. Derlord finds no warning — just a disorganized mine system.

    At the very end — near the golden gates — there is... a creature.

    -

    Айвері першим дістався до печери. Дерлорд не знаходить попередження — лише неструктуровану систему шахт.

    У кінці — біля золотих воріт — є… створіння.

    (Eng 1 chapter.
    Ukrainian 2 chapter.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,448
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    278

    15 Apr 2026

  5. Rec 49

    Tags
    Summary

    The jester—Avery, D3rlord added consciously—stared at the other for a few seconds, smile becoming rather unsettling after a moment. "You do ask a lot of questions, don't you?"

    "Says the one who keeps replying to mine with questions of his own," D3rlord muttered to himself.

    Avery gave an exaggerated sigh, the notion still almost regal in its nature. "I suppose I do. Maybe I'm just curious about the person in front of me who, might I add, completely ignored my warnings about coming down here."

    OR

    D3rlord finds a rather on-the-nose book in a strange mine while exploring, piquing his curiosity and leading to him meeting one of the oddest characters he's ever seen.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,010
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    391
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3,517

    15 Apr 2026