BhaddestBaddie
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Kenny McCormick died during Kyle Broflovski's 10th birthday, yet no one remembers, not even Kenny. With everyone questioning his sanity and institutionalization closing in, Kyle forms an unlikely alliance with the last person he'd ever trust, the biggest asshole in South Park:
Eric Cartman
In his desperate search for the truth, will Cartman prove to be his lifeline...or downfall?
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- Part 1 of Kenny Dies
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Eric writes a fanfiction about Kyle getting fucked. Kyle does not let it slide.
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19 Jun 2026
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When Cartman starts hooking up with the Imaginationland version of Kyle, everyone just rolls with it. But the real Kyle, naturally, has some concerns. Namely, how it's affecting his feelings towards Cartman. But when he finds out that his horny doppleganger would like to experience a life outside of Cartman's bedroom, they decide to do a Prince and the Pauper style swap.
But will Cartman find out? And would it be the worst thing in the world if he does?
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19 Jun 2026
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“Like, stop getting into fights, dude.” Kyle sighed. “I mean, look at yourself. You look like fucking shit right now.”
Cartman blinked slowly. “Kyle.”
“Hm?” Kyle slid the needle easily.
“You’re the one that beat the shit out of me.”
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12 Jun 2026
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After receiving life-threatening news of a serious health scare, Eric Cartman resorts to his only option to cover the costs of his medical expenses. AKA: Cartman marries Kyle to gain access to his health insurance plan.
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12 Jun 2026
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Kyle sure as hell didn't know this, but guess what happens when your lifelong frenemy almost dies right in front of you?
You end up spilling your guts to him and start going out together. Whoops.
It's new and like, SUPER weird for the both of them. But Kyle really, really wants to make it work, even if Cartman's perception of what constitutes a healthy relationship is completely fucked.
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- Part 1 of i'm with stupid
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12 Jun 2026