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    Wade gets stuck in a time loop. He can't even appreciate that it happens on a Saturday — the day when Spider-Man sometimes patrols with him — because Spidey disappears shortly after breakfast.

    Or: Increasingly desperate attempts to escape reveal no new answers, aside from the fact that it might be up to him to save Spider-Man's life.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.”

    Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off.

    “I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him.

    Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    The words on Peter's wrist keep going grey and then white. Who is his soulmate-- why do they keep getting into near death experiences? At least they won't mind that Peter does the same, fighting bad guys as Spiderman.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    "I don't understand how help from him," Spider-Man said, throwing a pointed look at Deadpool, "is any better than mine."

    Logan glanced between them. "He was not planned."

    "He's right. My parents didn't use any protection for their nasty business. They quickly realized the perks of safe sex after that."

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    A roadtrip with Deadpool, Spider-Man, Wolverine and vague signs of depression

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    03 Feb 2026