Bitchycornish
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Morphine is my newfound confidence by Bitchycornish
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Jun 2018
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Del’s injured and unable to attend an event full of stuck up scotch drinkers.
Unluckily Iden is required to attend
Good thing Del decides to crash the event and he may or may not only be wearing boxers
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Line crossed - because she makes him insane, because she’s so unbelievably gorgeous beneath him, because she likes it - he drops his head to kiss her. Tastes her desperation in the hot movement of her mouth, her tongue pressing to his teeth, pulls back and whispers, “Ask nicely.”
Her eyes are bright with lust, brow trying to crease into a glare, and a stammer of something in German leaves her lips.
“English,” he whispers.
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06 Jul 2026
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She's all that by luvkael
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace and Eva Stratt have been married for ten years now. It's the second year of construction of the Hail Mary and, suddendly, people start placing bets on who's sleeping with her. That's when Grace realizes that no one believes he'd be capable of getting Stratt. She's just... Everything. He's just Grace.
Or...
An alternative universe where, instead of everyone thinking they sleep together, no one believes they sleep together.
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06 Jul 2026
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i bet your light rod’s like bigger than zeus’ by thelilacfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
22 Jun 2026
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“I have a really...like, abnormally huge dick. And, uh...with my last girlfriend, I hurt her the only time we tried. And...it’s embarrassing. I don’t want you to think, like...‘oh my God there goes the science freak and his monster cock’, God, what am I saying...I think I’ll just go, um...that was great, really. Awesome spank bank material.”
“You can go tonight. But, you should know that I would very much like to see how much of you I can take. And you know that I am well-acquainted with achieving the impossible.”
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22 Jun 2026
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do i really have to chart the constellations in his eyes? by dressatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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Everyone at Grover Cleveland Middle School knows Mr. Grace loves his wife. She's practically the only thing he talks about.
So it's strange when rumors start that he's having an affair with the new principal, and even stranger when they seem to be true.
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04 Jun 2026
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Tell Me Something by julez_20
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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Ryland spends his last few conscious minutes on earth with his head in Eva’s lap, in the back of the transport vehicle, listening to her promise a tomorrow that will never come.
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02 Jun 2026