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Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane.
No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that.
When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?
“I thought we could go through the schedules and figure out what days we’ll be in the same cities this season, or when either of us have a couple of days off in a row. Maybe make a shared calendar, so we c—”
“A sex calendar? Your parents are arriving in thirty minutes, and you are proposing making a sex calendar?” Oh, this was delicious. He’d be able to eat out on this for years, if Shane was willing to give him that long.
“It’s not a sex calendar! It’s just … when we might be able to see each other,” he finished, already sounding defeated.
“And what are you planning on doing when we are seeing each other? Not fucking?”
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02 Jul 2026
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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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02 Jun 2026
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Leo Hamato's Guide to Being a Teen Vigilante by wyrm_wood
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
29 Jul 2024
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Leo hissed out through his teeth, wincing as he rolled over. His entire body burned, and he could feel his heartbeat in his swollen fingers. His hand looked as if it had been blown up like a balloon, which would have been funny, if not for his impending doom. The spider bite itself had gained a yellowish tinge, and was leaking puss, which, gross.
Leo really shouldn't have gone exploring the old tunnel system of new york. But, well, he was never one to back down from a dare.
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- Part 1 of An Intro to Vigilanteism
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26 May 2026
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How to Make Like an Airlock and Vent: A Scientific Method by Pokimoko
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Apr 2026
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ABSTRACT: Months into their journey to Erid, Grace decides to pass the time and distract his wandering mind by writing a scientific paper. Considering his track record, it’s safe to say that absolutely nothing can go wrong with that.
KEYWORDS: Astrophage, kindness, memory, space exploration, cooperative breeding, grief, friendship
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05 May 2026
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Ilya spits, and Ilya swallows.
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08 Apr 2026