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    “Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”

    Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….

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    24 May 2026

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    “What is there to talk about?”

    “What’s there to talk about?!” Hollander scoffed, shaking his head. “You’re playing for my fucking team!”

    “I know.”

    “Why did you have to go and get traded?! You realise we’re going to have to see each other every day from now on, and play together, and-”

    “Yes,” Ilya interrupted. He didn’t want to know how long Hollander’s list was. “I know.”

    Hollander took a deep breath. “Okay, listen,” he said. “Just so we’re clear - we don’t know each other outside of playing against each other, right?”

    “Right.”

    “And we can’t- can’t hook up anymore.”

    ~

    OR: Ilya gets traded to Montreal in October 2014. He's lonely, and angry, and he misses Boston. He doesn't know if it helps that Hollander is there or not.

    title from Buckle by Florence and the Machine

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    02 May 2026

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    Shane was lost in thought for a good ten minutes. Off-screen, Ilya sighed. “Bed now, зануда.”

    Shane barely reacted, just humming in acknowledgment. “Yeah, yeah, one more video.”

    Then silence. A long, stretching silence.

    Then the slow, horrifying realization.

    “Shane,” Ilya’s voice was suddenly sharp. “Is stream still on?”

    Shane’s stomach dropped. His finger touched the end stream button before he could see the chat.

    Fuck.

    followed by a BUNCH of reactions using social media

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Ilya (12:22 AM):
    What does your soul mark say?

    Shane (12:24 AM):
    Really?

    Ilya (12:24 AM):
    Yes, really. It has been 24 minutes since it appeared

    Ilya (12:40 AM):
    Hello?!?!?!

    Shane (12:41 AM):
    I was getting off the bus you impatient prick.
    Are you always this annoying?

    Ilya (12:42 AM):
    Yes. You know this, now tell me.

    Shane (12:44 AM):
    Okay.

    Ilya (12:48 AM):
    WHAT DOES YOUR SOUL MARK SAY??

    Shane (12:49 AM):
    IT JUST SAYS OKAY!

    Ilya (12:50 AM):
    It's me, I knew it 🥰

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    In a world where your soulmate's first words appear on your body on your 20th birthday, Shane Hollander is disappointed to have gotten such a mundane word. Ilya Rozanov is thrilled.

    Now available in Russian thanks to the incredible withergloww!!

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    15 Mar 2026

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    01 Mar 2026