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Lando Norris, internationally famous rockstar, has three main priorities: drugs, avoiding eye contact, and pretending emotions don't exist.
To most, he's just flippant; a hot, young thing with messy habits. So what if he washes down breakfast with a shot of vodka? He's a rockstar, it practically comes with the territory of being too young and too famous.
But the reality of it is a lot more destructive.
Enter Oscar Piastri. Engineering student. Polite and boring to a fault. Really, he's nothing interesting.
Except, after one too many nights taken too far, Lando's manager hires Oscar as his chaperone.
Lando hates him immediately.
As the band's tour drags on, as the looming threat of FIA's album deadline becomes ever the more pressing, as Oscar gets dragged deeper into a strange world of glitz and grime, Lando begins to think that things might finally turn out fine.
Except things are never, ever fine with him.
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Lando posts one (1) photo on Instagram and suddenly his entire fandom thinks he’s dating Oscar Piastri.
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The first photo is professionally shot— OP81 in a black fireproof undershirt, half out of his race suit, looking off-camera, effectively showing off his chiselled jawline. His eyes are a perfect chocolate-y brown and his hair does a little swoopy swoop thing that makes Lando’s heart skip a tiny beat.
Lando stops talking.
The silence lasts just a fraction too long.
“Oh, fuck off.”
Chat explodes.
smooth_opewation55: THERE IT IS
angeldoesgaf: HE FOLDED 😭
kukuruchutensei: BRO GOT HUMBLED
m1xtyex: LOOK AT HIM STARING
aflairforthez: zoom in again we weren’t doneOr; Lando gets a hate comment in one of his streams, he decides to check the insta of his so called hater, who unfortunately for him is a certain gorgeous australian f1 driver.
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Lando Norris can’t send a proper email to save his life, but somehow he’s the personal assistant to Oscar Piastri — the terrifyingly efficient CEO of a booming fintech company.
Oscar runs on deadlines and black coffee. Lando runs on vibes, chaos, and pure luck. By all logic, he should’ve been fired months ago.
Instead, he’s still here — slipping coffee into Oscar’s hand, scheduling fake “Mandatory Lunch Breaks,” and accidentally making his boss smile.
Maybe the world’s most chaotic assistant is exactly what the perfect CEO needs.
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- Part 1 of Strictly Business (Not Really)
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Jason wakes up in the middle of the night with his lover's tongue in his pussy, but something isn't right.
Dick's tongue is long, tapered, split, and flexible like an octopus...
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- Part 222 of DC one-shots