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Jaeger pilot Roronoa Zoro is ushered into a reluctant early retirement when a mission turns disastrous and his co-pilot is killed. With Kuina gone and their Jaeger destroyed, Zoro assumes his career as a pilot is over. Five years after the fact, an old friend offers him a proposition: come back and fight one last time, before the world ends. Sounds simple enough, right?
Zoro is not prepared for Sanji.
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11 Feb 2024
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Curly-Brow hisses, “What, exactly, am I supposed to have them do?” The guy looks at Zoro and adds, “Amputation via sword?”
“Clerical, scribing, changing bedpans? The world’s your fuckin’ oyster and they,” Dr. Old Man thrusts a wrinkled thumb at them, “are your fuckin’ problem now.”
Luffy takes this moment to wave and bound right up to the nurse with a chirp of, “Hi! I’m Monkey D. Luffy and I’m gonna’ be the Pirate King. Sorry about your roof.”
The nurse stares at Luffy for a solid five seconds, unblinking.
Nami whispers despairingly, “Oh my fucking gods.”
The nurse turns back to Dr. Old Man and asks, “Am I allowed to submit this one for a psych eval?”
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In which Sanji is the crew's doctor and not their cook. This changes remarkably little.Bookmarked by Bonefracture
11 Feb 2024
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The first time Luffy walks into the Baratie with Usopp and Zoro during lunch rush, Sanji has to go stand in the walk-in freezer to scream into his hands. He wants to tell Zoro to get the fuck out. He cannot tell Zoro to get the fuck out, because that’s unreasonable and rude.
Just because Zoro is—unfortunately—Sanji’s type in men doesn’t mean Sanji can act like a child around him.
See, Sanji wasn't gay until he met Gin. Gin wasn't gay, either. What they did together was everything from "practice" to "just some fun" to "giving a friend a hand" (or mouth, or hole). But they certainly, absolutely were not boyfriends because Gin was straight and Sanji was straight.
It was perfect, until Sanji had to go and ruin it by liking it too much. He flew too close to the gay-sun and his not-gay wings of wax melted, go fucking figure.
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10 Feb 2024
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“But what am I supposed to do until it wears off? I can’t just go around telling the truth all the time. Lying’s my whole thing!”
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09 Feb 2024
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There are four Seventh Heaven regulars who may or may not be there all the time specifically to see bartender Cloud Strife. Cloud may or may not have developed some crushes in return. Tifa most certainly gets a kick out of all of it.
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09 Feb 2024