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He can think of at least ten other places he’d rather be right now, but all in all he could do worse than the annual Arkadia Creative Inc christmas party. There is half decent food, beverages with a reasonably high alcohol content, and thankfully this year someone has finally manned up and banned Jasper from the DJ booth. Plus there’s the added bonus of being able to openly perv at his girlfriend’s glorious tits in that tight, red dress she bought especially to drive him to the brink of insanity. It’s a christmas party, it’s expected.
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- Part 2 of Platonic Dick Pics
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23 Jul 2026
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He doesn't even like Clarke Griffin, he's pretty sure he hates how easy everything has come to her. So imagine his surprise when he finds himself at their office party looking through dick pics on her phone.
“You can do better, Princess. In fact, I can do better.”
As soon as she turns to him with raised eyebrows and an open mouthed grin he knows he’s said too much but she’s not going to let it drop.
“Oh really, you think you can do better, Blake?”
And he's never backed down from a challenge in his life.
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22 Jul 2026
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When it's too hot to sleep, Clarke sneaks out to the apartment complex pool, only to find her man-whore neighbour Bellamy is already there.
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- Part 12 of Two Week Challenge - Round Two
- Part 17 of prompts filled (bellarke)
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20 Jul 2026
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She also knows that her doctor and parents think she will be an Omega, and she doesn’t think she likes that at all. All the boys talked about Omegas like they were made to serve Alphas, and that doesn’t sound like something she wants to do. Apparently, they can give orders that she won’t be able to fight against. It’s not fair.
Clarke climbs up into her treehouse as soon as she gets home. Well, it’s not her treehouse. It belongs to the Blake’s, her next-door neighbors. But Bellamy, her best friend, said she could play on it whenever she wants. Clarke doesn’t play today, though.
A childhood friends meets A/B/O fic written for WTFluff
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20 Jul 2026
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Hand in Unlovable Hand by septmars for laCommunarde
Fandoms: His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
25 Dec 2019
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“You know my uncle?"
“Oh, yes, we occasionally bump into each other at the Arctic Institute.”
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14 Jul 2026