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• Hypothermia by Boring_user00

  Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  17 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Agnes Tachyon/Jungle Pocket (Uma Musume)
  • Agnes Tachyon (Uma Musume)
  • Jungle Pocket (Uma Musume)
  • Narita Top Road (Uma Musume)
  • Hypothermia
  • Sort Of
  • Complicated Relationships
  • One Shot
  • I have a problem
  • Thought about how Andrew in drag is kinda them coded but instead of drag its racewear
  • Bad Writing
  • possible ooc
  • Out of Character
  • I mean the writing is just abysmal even compared to my other works damn
  • Non-Sexual Intimacy
  • Angst
  • A little
  • Yearning
  • Gay
  • Implied Relationships
  • Denial of Feelings
  • cowards
  • Sharing a Bed
  • for like 2 seconds lol - Freeform
  • Not Beta Read
  • divorce arc except they're still gay for each other and were never even dating in the first place

  Summary

  I don't feel like writing a summary

  Pocket has a scare after running in the rain.
  Tachyon finds her.

  Series

  • Part 2 of A pity she does not exist, a shame she's not a fag.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,911

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  11

  Kudos:

  98

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  889

• Kindling and Firewood by Boring_user00

  Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F, Gen
  • Complete Work

  10 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Agnes Tachyon/Jungle Pocket (Uma Musume)
  • Agnes Tachyon (Uma Musume)
  • Jungle Pocket (Uma Musume)
  • Agnes Tachyon Centric
  • Yearner Agnes Tachyon
  • But also
  • Avoidant Agnes Tachyon
  • Self-Destructive Agnes Tachyon
  • it isnt really shown here but i promise she is
  • possible ooc
  • Out of Character
  • Maybe - Freeform
  • this is all internal dialog
  • shes a fucking coward but refuses to admit shit
  • Pre Satsuki Sho
  • gay gay homosexual gay
  • heavily implied gay
  • theyre both gay for each other
  • Useless Lesbians
  • doomed yuri my love
  • Self-Indulgent
  • can you tell I just watched the movie and am so hyperfixated that I'm starting to tweak
  • I should be writing my other story but I instead wrote this
  • Angst
  • Kind Of

  Summary

  The day before the Satsuki Sho, Agnes Tachyon thinks on the differences between kindling and firewood.
  or
  Tachyon broods dramatically in the classroom instead of research or sleeping.
  or or
  Author watched the movie for the first time yesterday and the amount of hyperfixating is driving them nuts so instead of writing the fic their supposed to be writing they instead write this shitty little fic making up how Tachyon felt the day before the race/her switch to plan B.

  Series

  • Part 1 of A pity she does not exist, a shame she's not a fag.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,124

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  61

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  631