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Caught in the Act: Best Laid Plans and the Radio Demon don't mix by BringYourOwnMatch
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Mar 2024
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Sir Pentious asks Alastor for help with a scheme.
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"But the answer is no," Alastor said, as if Sir Pentious hadn't just completely embarrassed himself. It was almost sweet, really. And wholly unlike him. It made a shiver course through Sir Pentious, scuttling down the entirety of his body in a way that seemed to last forever. He cursed the length of his spine.
Then Alastor snapped him out of his musings as his claws scraped lightly over the door and he stepped back to let the door close in front of him. Sir Pentious threw himself forward to slam against it, jamming his tail into the opening, adjusting at the final moment so that the door would hit against one of the reinforced parts of his body. It didn't make the jagged lightning of _pain pain pain_ that coursed through his body in response any less agonizing but it did ensure that he wouldn't be crippled in the process.
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- Part 2 of Caught in the Act
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Caught in the Act: Because Sir Pentious Cannot for the Life of Him be Subtle by BringYourOwnMatch
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Feb 2024
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Sir Pentious is on one of his nightly slitherings through the Hotel when Husk catches him in the act.
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On the bed, Charlie mumbled in her sleep, turning to hold Vaggie a little tighter. She scrunched her nose at the sliver of light that Sir Pentious let through, and with a deftly positioned claw, he quickly - and silently, might he add! - shut the door.
Trapping the very tip of his tail in its crushing embrace.
In the softest, quietest thrashing that must have ever graced this afterlife, Sir Pentious forgot himself and released a sliver of venom into his own tongue.
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- Part 1 of Caught in the Act
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rocky curious too by serenfire
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Mar 2026
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Rocky states his proposal as soon as Grace has one foot in the ladder, and Grace misses the next rung and almost cracks his head against the side of his bed in shock.
There is no way Rocky had actually said what Grace thought he heard, just now. “You…you want to what? For science?!”
Rocky tsks, like Grace has taken the implications way out of proportion. “Experiment,” he stresses. “Logical, methodical experiment. You make it sound… unreasonable.”
Grace explodes. “Unreasonable! Unreasonable! You want to stick your hand up my ass!”
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05 Jul 2026
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Playing the Wingman by CheeseCakeParty
Fandoms: Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
31 Jan 2023
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“Do you think Bowser likes me?”
Ah, not this question again.
Lemmy begins to wonder when he suddenly became matchmaker/wingman to two idiots in love; he didn’t ask for this job.
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15 Jun 2026
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“My underlings said it’d be good for me if I got a date.”
That's what this was? A Date?
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13 Jun 2026
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Stanford Pines runs for his life from the monster that destroyed it. Same as it ever was.
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14 Apr 2026
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After confiding in Caine about the death of one of your loved ones, he has a lot of questions about death, souls, and the afterlife. Takes place at some point pre-pilot.
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03 Apr 2026