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    "Hey, Lan Zhan?"

    "Mn?"

    "Can you give me a ride on your shoulders?"

    "Is that not what I am doing now?"

    "No, no. I mean, like, can I sit on your shoulders?"

    This gives Lan Zhan pause. He glances over his left shoulder at Wei Ying. "Why would you want to do that?"

    "Because it's fun!" Wei Ying cries. "Oh, if only we had a couple of other people here so we could have a chicken fight. But anyway, you've got two shoulders—and they're big and broad, and it's really rude for you to not let me have this one tiny little thing!"

    "Alright, fine."

    Lan Zhan bends his knees so that only the tops of his shoulders are above the water. Wei Ying wastes no time climbing aboard, swinging a leg around Lan Zhan's neck to reach the other side and driving Lan Zhan out of his fucking mind because Wei Ying's ass is on his shoulders. Although, admittedly, of all the fantasies Lan Zhan has had of touching Wei Ying's ass, it had never played out quite like this.

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    An elite actor loves testing the limits of his stoic bodyguard, fully aware that his "security" is actually the nation's most powerful, low-profile tycoon. But behind locked dressing room doors, the business tyrant drops his professional facade, using absolute, unyielding possession to show his star exactly who owns his heart.

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  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Lan Zhan gets to eat buns as Wei Ying teased him to do it, even though it was a joke at first, Lan Zhan took the opportunity to get to try the buns that were presented to him. Will Lan Zhan finish before his parents comes home? Find out below!

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  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    “What’s with all the dicks around?”

    Wei Ying thought the way that Lan Zhan’s lips parted just the slightest bit must be the equivalent of another person’s baffled guffaw.

    “I believe it is to honour the god Priapus, or perhaps Dionysus,” Lan Zhan explained with a slightly pinched face. His ears were bright red, and Wei Ying couldn’t help but want to tease him more.

    “Too bad they’re all made of wood,” he winked. “Hard to honour these gods the way they deserve if none of their relics are made of silicone.”

    A borderline angered look crossed Lan Zhan’s face, and his eyes darkened as he looked at Wei Ying. It felt like he was being preyed upon for a moment.

    Wei Ying travelled all alone to the other side of the planet, but he never expected to meet someone who would change his life so significantly.

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    The one where Wie Wuxian loses his status as a general but gains a husband.

    For the entirety of his birthday, Wei Wuxian remained in his chambers, sipping on wine, hoping that tomorrow he would wake to sanity and common sense. Regardless of what lay between his legs, he had proven himself invaluable to the palace. He had served in the capacity of a thousand soldiers. What was one secret in the face of his accomplishments?

    The chatter never quieted.

    The dawn was rising as Lan Wangji visited Wei Wuxian unannounced.

    “I’m surprised you're here,” Wei Wuxian said dryly. “Haven’t I upset you? You’ve been in court all day, managing my disgrace.”

    “May I not see Wei Ying for his birthday?” Lan Wangji said softly, fidgeting with his sleeve. Then, even more softly, he added. “I am not angry.”

    “It’s come and gone. Why don’t you just tell me what my fate is?”

    “Three years of prison.” Lan Wangji stepped forward, reaching his hand into his sleeve. “Or marriage, should Wei Ying agree.”

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