Cacaphonia
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A rogue Combat SecUnit ends up on Preservation Station. The security officers have no clue what to do about it. It has no clue what to do with itself, either, which is no help at all.
Can be read as a stand-alone story.
*New chapter 27*
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- Part 2 of A Night on Preservation Station
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It's Ratthi's birthday and the gang is gathering to celebrate. The party's going to have everything:
- booze: check;
- weed: check;
- grumpy rogue murderbot: check;
- assassination attempt?Not on THIS fucking birthday, they won't.
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- Part 1 of A Night on Preservation Station
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Murderbot and Gurathin struggle to work together after the catastrophic events of the previous survey. But they just can't catch a break.
*Follow up to the story "Wolves and Sheep". The fic explains itself at some point, so maybe it won't be necessary to have read the previous one. Just know that on its previous job, MB got infected by alien remnants and tried to kill the PresAux team.*
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- Part 2 of A Murderbot and its Humans
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When Murderbot gets compromised by alien remnants on a survey gone wrong, its team must figure out how to survive against the wrath of their increasingly unstable security consultant.
*Polished and edited version, with added bonus chapters from ART's point of view*
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- Part 1 of A Murderbot and its Humans
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Snow by Cacaphonia
Fandoms: Goblin Slayer (Anime), Goblin Slayer (Manga), Goblin Slayer (All Media Types), Goblin Slayer - Kagyu Kumo
11 Oct 2024
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High in the mountains, in a land of long nights and endless snow, where the Gods themselves tread among untouched wilderness, a pair of adventurers depart on a quest. One of them clad in grimy leather armor and a helm with broken horns, with a small round shield on his left arm and a sword of an odd length at his hip. The other one with sapphire eyes and honey-gold hair, dressed in flawless white robes, as white as the snow itself.
The Earth Mother observes them with benevolent interest. Those two could be of use to her, perhaps? Mayhap they were the trump card she’d been waiting for so long? If she could nudge them off their path, guide them in the right direction… Surely that sweet priestess would be malleable and obey her commands?
She tries and tries and tries, frustrated.
But for some reason the dice won’t roll.
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A Night on Preservation Station by Cacaphonia
Fandom The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
14 Jun 2026
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While on an undercover mission deep in the Corporation Rim, Tarik
buysstealsrescuesacquires a ComfortUnit. This is fine—it can hang out while he finishes the mission, he’ll be not-an-asshole to it, and then it can go on its liberated way and never have to see him again. This will definitely not get weird and messy.- Language:
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22 Dec 2025
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Kukri kept sending me media about “Robbing the Hood” and telling me to watch it, that I’d understand what was going on better if I did, but I had no interest in watching people rob Hoods, whatever those were. I didn’t like robbing in real life (I did it because I had to not because I wanted to) and I doubted I’d like it in media.
Shortly after hacking its governor module, a rogue SecUnit is involved in an ill-fated space battle and finds itself alone save for the company of a mourning raider ship bot pilot. It would like to spend the rest of its life watching media in what remains of the ship's crew quarters, but it turns out that "the rest of its life" wouldn't be long at all without the money to pay for proper maintenance. There seems to be only one way to get that money.
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13 Dec 2025
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The Preservation Prowler Person by AnOcelotOfSmut
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
14 Nov 2025
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Three is on Preservation to visit its friend, Dr. Ratthi, and observe the greater dusk-winged prowler migration. It ends up making a big impression on more than just the birds.
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20 Nov 2025
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Desire, Technically by Gamebird
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
27 Sep 2025
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Dr. Gurathin is a company technician who works alone on the SecUnits who have problems a cubicle can't fix. It gives him a lot of time to fuck around with them, and this time, to find out. Although perhaps not in that order.
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- Part 1 of Desire, Technically
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27 Jul 2025
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What remains of a family flees the Corporation Rim.
Takes place at least 20 years pre-canon.
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10 Jul 2025